Yesterday morning, we received a package from MiO that contained its new “personalized energy drink” with a note from Thunder Dave encouraging me to “taste [his] thunder”. I realized he was referring to the Green Thunder flavor, the other being “Black Cherry”. I would’ve gone with “Red Dystopia” or “Red Pandemonium” or “Red Deluge”. Regardless, the video’s got some gems like “Yawning is for @ssholes”. Peep it after the jump.

With Four Loko still being the most controversial alcoholic energy drink around, NY Daily News reports that the caffeinated version of the drink will be removed off shelves across the country by December 13. According to a press release from the makers, the drink has disappeared from the store shelves in order to prepare for the “new” Four Loko. It will hit shelves without caffeine ingredients, the company promised. The real question at hand is will the drink still have the same popularity?

It’s Wednesday afternoon, and I feel like climbing back into bed, pulling up the covers and sleeping for as long as life will let me. But I can’t. Like most of you, I’m at work, sitting in front a computer, clicking away the hours, with heavy eyes and a case of mild irritability. So to beat away this everyday fatigue, I’ve decided to try 5-hour Energy for the first time.

Sex sells…energy drinks.
Playboy is planning to go head-to-head with Red Bull and other energy drinks with their own special blend, appropriately titled Playboy Energy Drink.
From the press release:
“Playboy and Play Beverages LLC are thrilled to announce the launch of the ultra-sexy, incredibly invigorating Playboy Energy Drink. With s… Click to read more

Where other energy drinks barely deliver what they advertise – giving you a quick rush accompanied by a feeling of spacey-ness and lack of concentration – E-Boost picks you up while providing the B12 necessary to boost your mental alertness and immunity levels.
I’ve never been a coffee drinker and energy drinks are either too surgery, g… Click to read more