While his n00b goth music annoys me like no other – if you really want to hear some freaky pagan sh*t, check out Comus‘ First Utterance – I admire Marilyn Manson. He’s an intelligent guy that’s able to live out his most outrageous fantasies…under the guise of a sexed-up clown vampire. He’s in it for the sex. Marilyn Manson’s celebrity life is 100% shtick and d*ck, just like Gene Simmons.

So it comes to no surprise to see Manson peddling his own brand of Absinthe, appropriately named Mansinthe. Leave it to an overgrown goth kid to brew up his own Green Fairy.

For the uninitiated, Absinthe is a highly alcoholic liquor with mind-altering effects that was all the rage with young artists back in 19th century France. Nowadays it’s a drink exclusive to artsy San Franciscans with money and brain cells to burn, meaning it’s still pretty awesome. (more…)

People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno – Guidos.

It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tail.

Hot chicks with douche bags! For 90% of us the unfortunate obsession women have for meat-heads will go down as one of the biggest tragedies of our college years.

I am really clueless as to how it happens – but it does. Here are the pictures to prove it.

Galleries after the jump! (more…)

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