It’s truly sad that Martin Luther King Day falls on Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year. Even Sad Keanu is more bummed than usual. So, after pumping some Blue Monday (the band) for a solid hour, we’ve shaken off the worst case of the Mondays to lift your spirits with pics of really hot, really sad emo girls. Put away the razor blades, stop tying that bed sheet, and turn off the oven; we’re only six months away from the Happiest Day of the Year.

Theme parties are the best ways to get hot chicks to leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination and wear next to nothing as a costume. Unfortunately, the following five costumes do absolutely NOTHING for the libido. Make sure you keep this story in mind when picking your Halloween theme.

While his n00b goth music annoys me like no other – if you really want to hear some freaky pagan sh*t, check out Comus‘ First Utterance – I admire Marilyn Manson. He’s an intelligent guy that’s able to live out his most outrageous fantasies…under the guise of a sexed-up clown vampire. He’s in it for the sex. Maril… Click to read more

People I hate: Guitar-toting hippies, dumb jocks, hipsters, creepy old guys, private-school “wear a suit to business class” guys and worst enemy numero uno – Guidos.
It’s well known by now that Guidos are some of the most douchey people you can find on a college campus. The sad fact is that most of them can pull some seriously hot tai… Click to read more

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