Just like how chicks love bad boys, us dudes have a place in our hearts (and our pants) for bad girls. We see a chick with a nose piercing and sleeve tattoo and we automatically think we have a shot at some kinda space age sex position with her at the wink of an eye. Damn adult entertainment! Anyway, there’s probably no hotter group of punk rock, emo, goth, and tattooed dames than the Suicide Girls. We used to feature one each night at 7pm but then people complained about missing dinner. Our bad. View another gallery to help you lose huge chunks of time after the jump!

It’s truly sad that Martin Luther King Day falls on Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year. Even Sad Keanu is more bummed than usual. So, after pumping some Blue Monday (the band) for a solid hour, we’ve shaken off the worst case of the Mondays to lift your spirits with pics of really hot, really sad emo girls. Put away the razor blades, stop tying that bed sheet, and turn off the oven; we’re only six months away from the Happiest Day of the Year.