September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

7 Places Greg Oden Would Rather Be Than Comic-Con
Aubrey O’Day’s Perfect Boobs
This Is How You Ruin A Wedding Party Photo
Who Owns A Blackberry Pearl?
Elisabetta Gregoraci is Unreal!!
Tree Shrew Lives on Beer But Doesn’t Get Drunk
Proof That Women Can’t Drive
Emmitt Smith is Taken Off “NFL Countdown”
“…Mom?! NOOOO!”
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