• How To Put Your Balls On Eminem

• Miranda Kerr Is NOT Engaged

• Cricketer Kills Pigeon

• How to Hire a Prostitute

• News-flash, People Like Hockey Again!

• Bikini Car Burglars Are Teens

Before last night, I’d been wondering why the MTV Movie Awards still exist. I mean, does anybody really give a crap anymore? But that was before Sacha Baron Cohen “Bruno” dropped from the sky in angel wings (and no pants). When the wires got tangled, he fell ass-first into the crowd, landing on top of Eminem, giving him a taste of the ol’ undercarriage. Afterward, Eminem stormed off stage in a huff. There’s a lot of debate as to whether or not Eminem’s anger was real or just part of the act. But either way, TV doesn’t get much better than this.

Check out the full video here!

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A lot of complaints have been said about hip hop, about everything from its glorification of drugs, money, guns and violence to its degradation of women. But never has anyone argued that rap is just too, what’s the word?, gay. Until now. Our friends over at Cracked.com have put their journalism degrees to the test by investigating the dark world of unintentionally gay rap lyrics. From 50 Cent to Ice-T (and back to 50 Cent again), nobody’s safe from their lyric-Googling powers. Though I’m a bit worried about the safety of the Cracked staff – those guys might be in for a beat down.

Check out the 25 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever: Part 1, Part 2

Many Brothels, Sex Shops and Marijuana Cafe’s Will Be Closing Soon in Amsterdam

Alabama Doesn’t Deserve The #1 Slot

Bettie Page Had a Heart Attack

Look at What ASU Volleyball is Producing

LEGO Bot Solves Rubik’s Cube Faster than You

MySpace Launches Another Doomed Gossip Site

Yes, You CAN Be Friends After Sex!

What’s Up with This Anti-Cocaine Ad?

Director Stitches 45,000 Photographs Into a Music Video

Beware the Doghouse

Eminem Has a New Song

Hollywood’s Leading Trannies???

50 Cent Breaks Into Own Car To Reestablish Street Cred

Thank God for These Pictures

In 2004, ESPN said that Derek Jeter was the “biggest playboy in all of sports.” The 33 year-old New York Yankee short stop has given us another reason to believe the hype as he’s begun shacking up with Friday Night Lights super-hottie and Emerging Hottie of 2008, Minka Kelly.

But Kelly is only another girl in the long list of babes that Jeter has dated. In fact, Jeter has hooked up with seven girls on this years Maxim “Hot 100″ list–and those are only the ones we know about.

So what happens to these uber-hotties after Jeter runs their bases? Find out here…or just salivate to their smokin’ pics.

Check out that all-star hottie lineup after the jump! (more…)

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