Ever since Al Gore invented the Internet back in 1930, people have been using this series of tubes to annoy each other via email. Now, while we’re sure you don’t do any of the following, the chances are high that you know someone who does. And if you do, tell ‘em to knock it off. The rest of us will appreciate it. Here are the 10 most annoying things people do on email. Check out our list after the jump.

The lists of no-no’s in life is fairly daunting, let alone in the business world. I think we all learned a valuable lesson last week in not disrespecting Asians with stereotypes in the name of your own foggy perception of manners and Americanism. Let us graduate to a more advanced level of manners to prevent a less addressed aspect of ridiculousness: e-mail formalities – particularly for the workplace.

One of the greatest features of the internet is its ability to bring people together; unfortunately, a select group of those people were better left in their lives of gentle solitude, sans modems. These internet weirdos (iWeirdos, if you will) were the type you avoided in high school, as though you had some sixth sense that they would grow up to collect child porn and/or use a Hotmail email account.

As the days of “fear” and “terror” being the only sellable news stories increase, we have all heard stories of people named “Johnson” and “Smith” at the top of the terrorist watch list. No matter how many 60 Minutes specials or Dateline exclusives, I can’t help but wonder how in the hell it happens.

Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some dorms, is pretty freakin’ hard. Recycling bins are nowhere to be found, resources are being wasted left and right and most of the kids around you don’t care.
That doesn’t mean you have to throw in the n… Click to read more

In a fit of fear inspired by terrorism and Internet crime, former privacy-is-sacred country Sweden has decided to change their laws regarding digital privacy. This week, a law will be voted on that would give Swedish government and police forces the ability to fully monitor phone, email, and Internet traffic going into and out of the country.
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Congratulations! You have an STD! (Nope. That’s not funny at all.)
What better way to celebrate the most unfortunate of problems than by sending an STD E-Card to your past girlfriends and/or flings commemorating the event?
inSPOT, the website responsible for the STD E-Cards, seem to be pitching them as an alternative method for introverted, emo kid… Click to read more

Way to start 2008 off with a bang, Vivica!
It’s being reported confirmed that the still-very-hot Vivica Fox has a sex tape floating around the web – I’ll keep my eye out for it, I know – and she isn’t too happy about it.
The story goes a bit like this: Fox was drunk and getting frisky with some random dude in Atlanta. She proceeded t… Click to read more

The New York Post reported that Philly’s fiesty, Emmy Award-winning anchorwoman Alycia Lane was arrested after calling a female cop a “dyke b*tch” then punching her in the face. Sexy anchorwoman meltdowns are so hot right now.
Lane, 35, was riding around with her boy-toy Chris Booker (also a media personality in Philly; he’s a DJ… Click to read more

Blind dates can be scary. They can also be fun. The scary / fun part depends on your idea of a good time and your date’s idea of normal.
Most of us go on blind dates pretty confident we’re not about to meet our soulmate, but always hope there’s enough of a connection to make dressing up to impress worth it. Blind dates are our way of doing something fun and spontaneous… Click to read more

When Stephen Colbert announced his candidacy for President earlier this week it generated a wave of excitement. However, there’s one problem with Stephen; he’s not enough of a scumbag to be a politician. America needs someone who doesn’t care.
We need someone who speaks to the common man. We need someone who instead of using prepared statements by fo… Click to read more