Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

The 1999 film American Pie, and more specifically Stifler’s Mom, introduced us to the MILF (Mother I’d Like to F**k). Since then it has only become more mainstream. Whether it be a celebrity, your friend’s mom, or even your mom (whoa), we all know a MILF. What better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than with some smoking hot, celebrity moms. Check out our rankings then vote in our poll after the jump!

April 26th is Hug an Australian Day, a copyrighted holiday created by Wellcat.com, a health & wellness company that also produces quirky holidays for calendars, to show their appreciation for all the love and support the Aussies have given them over the years. Anyone who’s ever read COED knows we have a deep appreciation for dimes from down under. That’s why we’re presenting you with the 27 hottest, most huggable Australian women in celebration of this hump-worthy holiday! See who made the list after the jump!

Like in years past, the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Girl will be revealed on February 14th on the David Letterman Show, with the issue hitting newsstands February 15th. And while there’s no shortage of rumor and buzz as to which model will grace this year’s cover, we thought we’d take a look at the 47 covers of swimsuit past and settle once and for all Who is the Sexiest Sports Illustrated Cover Girl of All-Time. I’m calling Paulina. Who you got?

January 26th is Australia Day, the official national day of England. Jk, it’s for Australia, but England sure had a hand in this holiday’s creation. You see, on this date in 1788, the British Royal Navy took over the eastern seaboard of New Holland and declared sovereignty. Native Australians are deservedly pissed, so they call this day, “Invasion Day” and “Survival Day”. To commemorate we’re helping you survive this bitter winter by invading your eyeballs and declaring sovereignty on your attention with pics of the most awesome Aussies the land down under has offered up, like Abbie Cornish, Elle MacPherson, Holly Valance, Isla Fisher, Kylie Minogue, Miranda Kerr, Sophie Monk, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Unless you’re Osama Bin Laden, you’ve probably noticed everyone’s wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It’s all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we’d like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you’re done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!

It’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, people. And that means we should be celebrating the awesomeness of this female feature by helping to find a cure. It also means we should also be helping by looking at as many boobs as possible. Because, let’s face it, there is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath

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There is nothing better than an awesome set of real boobs. I’m talking the kind of boobs that make you short of breath, make your stomach hurt when you catch even a glimpse – the kind of boobs that can both make and ruin your day because of how mind-blowingly awesome they are – and how much you want to/can’t motorboat them. But these 52 women have the best boobs on the planet. Care to take a look?

With the 2008 Victoria’s Secret’s fashion show coming up on December 3rd, there’s been talk about Victoria’s Secret and models everywhere these days. From past Victoria’s Secret fashion show galleries to mystery models to the 20 Hottest Models of All Time – these lovely ladies are obviously the sexiest ticket out… Click to read more

We here at COED, like you – wherever the hell you are – never get tired of boobs. That’s why they’re so great! But as we all know, some pictures of boobs are just superior to others. And the sideboob is one of the best.
While putting together this post, we realized that what constitutes a true “sideboob” can be tricky. For i… Click to read more

If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them – neither could you. Another thing you might not have noticed is that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Since we much prefer the lovely ladies of the world happy, healthy and whole, we thought we’d help out.
In addition to donating, wh… Click to read more

In the world of earth-shattering sexiness, no publications pump out hotter pictures of hotter babes than Sports Illustrated‘s annual Swimsuit Issue and the bootylicious pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog.
Landing a spot in either one is the Golden Ticket of the modeling world–only the luckiest and the best make it in. So we’… Click to read more