I’m the last guy on Earth to be critiquing women’s fashion, but what in the holy F*** were the ladies who attended last night’s AMAs thinking? With the exceptions of maybe Selena Gomez, Bleona Qereti, and David Hasselhoff’s girlfriend Hayley Roberts, the red carpet was really lackluster. I didn’t watch the telecast because I was busy witnessing the Giants sh*t the bed but is the T&A at the AMAs always this lame? Maybe it’s because I’m hungover and bitter about Big Blue’s loss or maybe I’ve gone criminally insane. Take a look and vote in our poll after the jump.