Elisha Cuthbert gets crazy in the zone with some Turbo Fuel and Jim and Derrick.

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert’s Lesbian Make-Out [Egotastic]

How A Girls Apartment Proves She’s Single and Unlaid [College Candy]

Mary Kate Olsen haunts my dreams [Bastardly]

This is the reporter that asked Tom Brady to marry her [Losers with Socks]

Men’s Figure Skating Championship Ends in Tears [Barstool Sports]

Jay Crawford Football Trick Impresses Super Bowl Media [Busted Coverage]

Arizona police busy chasing Super Bowl hookers and pimps [East Valley Tribune]

Ashlee Simpson Topless Pictures [Grumpiest]

How one blogger came to root this week for the Giants [Rumors and Rants]

Doesn’t Matt Leinart have a child to take care of? [Access Hollywood]

Erin Andrews is ridiculous [on205th.com]

Corey Worthington got his ass beat on video [Dlisted]

Justin Timberlake’s Hilarious Amazon Commercial [Just Jared]

Katherine Heigl Is The Most Desirable [Hollywood Tuna]

• And for the gay Baltimore Orioles fan… a Cal Ripken Jr. shower robe [On The 205th]

• Erin McNaught Topless in FHM Australia [The Grumpist]

• The wiener’s name is Tom Brady [With Leather]

• Nude body showdown: Elisha Cuthbert vs. Jessica Alba [Barstool Sports]

• Chuck Liddell Tailgates At San Diego Chargers Playoff Game [Busted Coverage]

• Will Smith “I am a Scientologist” [The Blemish]

• Lesbian Gang Story on Bill O’ Reilly [Drunken Stepfather]

• Alessandra Ambrosio is Gross in a Bikini… SIKE! [Egotastic]

• Bad Tattoos: A Gallery of Ink That Stinks [Asylum]

• New Marisa Miller pictures [Hollywood Tuna]

• Megan Fox Really, Really Loves Sex [I Don't Like You In That Way]

• Kings of Leon’s biggest celebrity fan is…. [Just Jared]

• Fall Out Boy documentary to be directed by Beatles’ filmmaker [Pop Crunch]

• Kim Kardashian’s Booty Is Mesmerizing [Popoholic]

• Miley Cyrus & Her Hot Friend – Today’s Jail-bait Lesbian Fantasy [Bastardly]