Once in a long while, a film comes along that is so emotionally moving that it restores hope and faith in all humanity. Piranha 3D is not that film, but as Yahoo! news describes it, “It’s Bloody Awesome.” This film is getting insanely good reviews by the nation’s top critics and is being dubbed as what 3D is meant to be. And we couldn’t agree more. I mean, with this stunningly sexy cast of some of the most beautiful girls in Hollywood / the adult film industry, alongside an absurd amount of sex and gore thrown gratuitously in your face… and in 3D!?!?!

Expendables shot its way to #1 whlie Eat Pray Queef ate prayed and queefed its way into the second slot. Scott Pilgrim failed to conquer America, coming in at #5. There are like 80 movies releasing this week, so you might want to grab a sandwich or a snack. Hold your breath, we’re goin’ in!

Piranha 3D
The Weinstein Company
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