Today’s edition of Wrap It Up covers Rachel Uchitel’s never-ending quest to be the world’s biggest gold digger, Cheap Trick’s stage collapse during Bluesfest, Jeremy Shockey’s bold promise on the NFL Lockout, Joe Sakic’s hole in one, Lucy Pinder’s sexy new ad for Lynx, Rebecca Black’s new single, trailers for The Dark Knight Rises, The Thing, and The Avengers, South Park’s cheesy poofs may soon be real and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Since its inaugural year in 2001, AskMen’s rankings of the “Top 99 Most Desirable Women” features female stars their readers favor the most based upon attributes men want in a companion. After more than 5 million votes, their 10th annual list revealed a blend of fresh, new faces along with seasoned veterans like Gisele Bundchen and Angelina Jolie who’ve made it onto all 10 editions. Beyoncé emerged as “Woman of the Decade” by ranking high on the list nine times, making it to No. 1 in 2007. Read more after the jump!

With rain delaying the finale of the Ryder Cup, we’d like to turn your attention to another epic battle between those swanky Europeans and our beloved American beauties. FHM.com features 10 of golf’s sexiest WAGs to see which “team” has the most power over our 3-wood in their Ryder Cup of Women. Seeing the kind of “fairway” these golfers pull, it makes one wonder why in the world you’d ever want to try MMA or professional football. Just work on your short game.

For as long as men have seeked fame and fortune, they have also cheated on their wives and girlfriends. Yet there are some men that go beyond simple cheating. These are the low down dirty, no good, crazy ass, DAWGS! Here are the ten most ridiculous cheaters in the history of sex.

Oh Tiger, what have you done? This entire Tiger mess began with an affair with New York social scene-ster Rachel Uchitel. It appears Mrs. Woods took the first round with an early K.O. leaving Tiger unconscious with multiple lacerations to the face. But in a battle of hotness we want to know who would stand queen supreme, the wife or the mistress? You make the call.

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After looking at pictures of Tiger Woods’ model wife Elin Nordegren it really makes me wonder WTF he was thinking. Rachel Uchitel doesn’t hold a candle to this broad! Elin is smokin’ hot and best of all she has a twin sister making them the second hottest family duo just behind the Krupa sisters.

As much as we love Blake Lively, SNL was once again painstakingly unwatchable. There was however one sparkling diamond amongst a field of tarnished turds… The Tiger Woods Accident parody. In this clip Elin Nordegrin, played by Blake Lively sends Tiger back to the hospital multiple times after he comes clean about his multiple marital indiscretions. If only someone would whack Kenan Thompson over the head with a 9 iron…

Last year COED counted down the “Top 3 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2006.” Since 2007 is coming to a close, we’ve decided out-do ourselves.
Without further ado, here are the Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives of 2007. Check out each girl’s gallery and vote in the poll for your top choice.… Click to read more

ArmChairGM gives the list of hottest female athletes from their respective sports; it includes beauties like world champion downhill skier Kristi Leskinen pictured above.
I bet you didn’t know that the hottest basketball player Lauren Jackson was named 2007 WNBA player of the year and also has nudie pictures floating around the internet! See, jus… Click to read more