Oh Tiger, what have you done? This entire Tiger mess began with an affair with New York social scene-ster Rachel Uchitel. It appears Mrs. Woods took the first round with an early K.O. leaving Tiger unconscious with multiple lacerations to the face. But in a battle of hotness we want to know who would stand queen supreme, the wife or the mistress? You make the call.

After looking at pictures of Tiger Woods’ model wife Elin Nordegren it really makes me wonder WTF he was thinking. Rachel Uchitel doesn’t hold a candle to this broad! Elin is smokin’ hot and best of all she has a twin sister making them the second hottest family duo just behind the Krupa sisters.