Some horror movies are corny, some unintentionally funny and some are downright scary as sh*t – especially when you see the disclaimer reading “Based on a true story.” Well, don’t lose too much sleep because that statement’s not necessarily the case. Check out our list of five movies that use the term pretty loosely after the jump.

Last night, young Hollywood was out in full force for the premiere of Scream 4 at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. While many are speculating about the top kills and thrills, fans attending the red carpet got plenty of the latter when the film’s hotties Hayden Panettiere, Alison Brie, Anna Paquin, Kristen Bell, Marley Shelton, Aimee Teegarden, Marielle Jaffe, Shenae Grimes and Julia Roberts’ niece Emma Roberts made us want to holler back, young’n. Couldn’t attend? Missed our live tweeting session? It’s cool, just check out our pics of the red carpet arrivals and after-party presented by AXE Shower.

We all watch movies…but have you ever watched a movie and said, “what was this director thinking?” or “how is this guy still making movies?” Chances are that answer is yes. Bad, overrated and delusional directors infect our theaters and televisions. They must be stopped!

By far my least favorite thing about my most favorite movie of 2009 was the casting of Eli Roth in the role of the “Bear Jew”. But despite his severe shortcomings as an actor, his direction of the Nazi propaganda short “Nation’s Pride” almost makes up for his awkward inclusion in Quentin Tarantino’s masterful Inglorious Basterds. Sadly, if Roth is taking cue from the QT school of acting, we probably haven’t seen the last…

Be thankful that your T-Day doesn’t turn out anything like Eli Roth’s faux-trailer (unless it does):

White meat, dark meat – all will be carved!… Click to read more