Today’s WTF news items featured the tragic death of a young porn star who didn’t know when to say when, a really really really casual teacher who’s totally cool with showing your “affection” in the classroom, and screw Burger King, eat King of the Jungle. Read more after the jump!

This Black Keys “I Got Mine” Video Will Rock Your A** Off!
Hayden Panettiere Wearing A Muzzle – S&M Is Hot!!
Chris Rock Hilarious On Larry King

Vanessa Hudgens Overalls Camel Toe!
Barstool Sports vs. The Dirty – Who Ya Got?
6 Reasons Why You Should Never Be A Boxer (NSFW)
Roofies Just Got Way Easier
Heidi Montag Loves Tacos
Japane… Click to read more

Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty – you’ll get the last laugh.
Spray Pancakes: the wave of the future…I think. I hope.
VIDEO: Man-boobs finally have a purpose other than being poked fun at.
Pat Robertson (conservative) endorses Rudy Giuliani (uh…not very conservative by comparison).
Stealing $2.25 from an elementar… Click to read more