This week’s TV schedule brings you comedy, reality, and hard time. So open up your mixed bag of awesome and see what’s in store!

When it comes to social commentary, South Park takes the proverbial cake, constantly cutting through the bullsh*t to get to the nut of the matter with hilarious vulgarity and awesome story-lines. But anyone who watched last Wednesday’s South Park election episode, “About Last Night” was crapping their pants in amazement at the timel… Click to read more

Local British hotties don’t get the respect and awe that they deserve. We all know about the Keeleys, Lucys and the pre-crack Amy Winehouses – but what about the local talent that can be found on London’s famed High Street? So much stock is put into America’s “Girl Next Door” mystique, but for those of us who have not tra… Click to read more

I don’t get it.
Having proven that the State of Florida cannot handle relatively simple tasks, as was the case in the last Presidential Election, Florida’s Broward and Miami-Dade counties have announced that they will buck the state’s recommendations for handling voters flagged by the controversial Florida Voter Verification Law.… Click to read more

With a name like Luisana Lopilato, you have to be famous. And this 21-year-old Argentinian actress and model has been blowing up in South America since the age of 12 with her roles in Chiquititas and Rebelde Way. And to go along with growing her celebrity, Luisana just got hotter and hotter, landing on the cover of Maxim and tons of other publications. When you&… Click to read more

It is great to know that the economy’s complete and total collapse hasn’t taken its toll on AIG executive’s ability to kick back and get some well-deserves R&R. Really, nothing says, “Hey, we just helped destroy the American way of life for at least 2 generations of citizens,” like spending $440,000 on a short getaway i… Click to read more

The Young Guns of NCAA Football
Who says experience is everything?
Maybe more than ever before, coaches are turning to the best player available rather than the oldest guy on the depth chart. This season, there are a number of young guns who are proving experience may not be the best factor when deciding who takes the snaps on Saturday afternoons.
Even at stori… Click to read more

Does This Cowgirl Support McCain or Obama? – Click to Find Out
Leighton Meester Is A Fox
Weed Less Harmful than Drinking
Miley Cyrus Got Baked on 16th B-Day
Another Reason to Hate Corporations
1st Funny Thing Bill Maher Has Made
Seven Habits of Ineffective Terrorists
Obama Has His Own iPhone Application
Win Your September Madness Pool
MTV Rick Rolls Ev… Click to read more

We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for the Mavs.
In a recent YouTube video, Josh Howard was filmed at Allen Iverson’s charity flag football game in July ‘voicing out his true colors’ during the American National Anthem.
When the camera panned to the direction of the recently… Click to read more

Once thought a longshot, Republican Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is now on a plane to potentially stand at McCain’s side. We have received some great insights from interns that we know who work at some real publications.
If Obama had tapped (politically speaking) Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney would be the VP bid to try and match her fund-raising firep… Click to read more

If so, I can’t find it.
So Obama is done giving his speech, and I am flipping between MSNBC with Chris Matthews/Keith Oberman and FOX.
If Matthews and Oberman were any more up Obama’s ass – they would have been covered in sh*t. FOX on the otherhand, might has well have been burning pictures of Obama and were tearing apart every vocal inflecti… Click to read more

We think so. Not that our word is worth jack – we know chicks, boobs, liquor and sports…and we know them well. However, given the recent sh*t storm of the Russian/Georgian conflict, even we knew this was coming.
Let’s go down the list of necessary qualifications: Biden has been known to cross partisan lines in the past (Check) ; He has more i… Click to read more

5. Put YouTube terminals in the voting booths
You wanna know something? Us college kids are really just big magnets. If you open a dumb video of an overweight thirteen year-old kid singing a pop song from the Falkland Islands, every single student within a mile will be chuckling over your shoulder within fifteen seconds.
If our presidential candidates reall… Click to read more

In an email sent out this afternoon, former Vice President, Oscar-winner and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Al Gore endorsed Sen. Barack Obama for President of the United States. His endorsement comes long after most would consider relevant, since the choice is now down to only Sen. Obama and Sen. McCain, a Republican.
The email comes a few hours before the for… Click to read more

Everybody wants to tell me how they feel about Hillary.
Super Tuesday has come and gone. In spite of the fact that Hillary Rodham Clinton won the majority of the votes on that day, which usually cements the leading presidential candidates for both parties, her nomination as the Democratic Party candidate is not at all secure.
Obama has won eight straight prim… Click to read more