In her new movie, He’s Just Not That Into You, newlywed Scarlett Johansson strips down to nothing, jumps in a pool, and has a good ol’ time. But as our friends at Egotastic suppose, it’s probably not her, but that’s not going to stop us from dreaming.

Check out the rest of the pictures at Egotastic.com here!

Jessica Simpson Gets Felt Up [Grumpiest]

Michael Moore Eyes Renee Zellweger [Bastardly]

The Terrell Suggs Fight Photos [Busted Coverage]

Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old [YouTube]

Hannah Montana’s “O Face” [Dlisted]

Top 7: NBA Pretty Boys [Le Basketbawl]

Brooke Hogan… Big Person, Big Boobs [Egotastic]

Aaron Carter Gets High, and Arrested [IDLYITW]

Sean Penn & Petra Nemcova Dating?!?!? [Just Jared]

Letter From a Reformed Crazy Roommate [College Candy]

The X-Files 2 Teaser Trailer Has Leaked! [Popoholic]

Honoring America’s Best Tailgates [SI On Campus]

Jennifer Lopez is HUGEEEE!!!!!!!!!! [Dlisted]

Bikini Watch: Heidi Montag [Double Viking]

2004 Miss Universe Wardrobe Malfunction [Barstool Sports]

Natasha Bedingfield Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]

Man Makeup: Yes or No? [College Candy]

John Mayer in a Borat Swimsuit is kinda gay [IDLYITW]

David Beckham: I Want England to Win Every Game [JJ]

Maria Menounos is popular [Bastardly]

Katherine McPhee is a hot wife [Grumpiest]

Penn State Pushes Hard For Nation’s #1 Football Recruit [Fan Nation]

Duke Students Celebrate Victory Over North Carolina By Burning Benches [Busted Coverage]

Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton is Orange [Just Jared]

Sara Varone: Hot Italian TV Host [COED]

Kid Makes Shot Of His Life – For Other Team [Busted Coverage]

Spring Break Planning Starts Now! [College Candy]

Moron hits power pole, knocks out Super Bowl to 8,300 homes [San Jose Mercury News]

Howie Long’s Big F*cking Head [Brahsome]

Check out the Giants fan in the back [Losers With Socks]

What The Hell Happened To Lindsay Lohan’s Face? [Hollywood Tuna]

Stevie Wonder Falls Down [IDLYITW]

The Conan O’Brien/Stephen Colbert Feud Gets Ugly! [Popoholic]

Marisa Miller has a Great As* [Grumpiest]

Maria Menounos @ MAXIM Magazine Super Bowl Party [Bastardly]

David Spade sperminated Playmate Jillian Grace? [TMZ]

Corey Worthington IS Jeff Spicoli [Busted Coverage]

Tara Reid Could Use Another Drink [Hollywood Tuna]

Sports Wife, Abbey Clancy, FHM Australia Pictures [The Bastardly]

The LeBron speeding ticket video has been released [on205th.com]

Charlie Weis not nearly as funny as he thinks [Boiled Sports]

A** on the beach [The Dirty]

Seth Green’s Mysterious Mustache [Just Jared]

She’s a UFC ring card girl so you know she’s hot [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Joe Simpson (Jessica’s Dad) is a massive scum bag [IDLYITW]

Extremely Hot Joanna Krupa Photo Set [Grumpiest]

Gladiator ‘Siren’ went to Ohio U., talks with student newspaper [The Post]

Matthew McConaughey’s hot model girlfriend is pregnant [Buzz Feed]

Victoria’s Secret $3 Million Super Bowl Ad [Pop Crunch]

Living on Your Lonesome with Dr. Steve Brule [College Candy]

Blake Lively is Lovely… And Cleavagey [Egotastic]

Paris Hilton drunk on video [Blemish]

Eva Mendez gets naked for PETA
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