With DVR, downloads, online movies and Netflix, people aren’t watching commercials like they used to. But something tells us that if all commercials were more like this one, the fast forward button might last a little longer.

Finishers used to mean a lot more in pro wrestling, and that’s not to say they’re meaningless now. However, there’s something to be said for the fact that since an epic match between Stone Cold and The Rock at Wrestlemania, everyone seems to kick out of everyone else’s finisher, thus degrading their value. Nonetheless, they are still a vital part of the storyline in the ring. When used in the right place, they’re the explosive exclamation point to a climactic ending. PLEASE NOTE: These moves are attacks and throws only. We didn’t include aerial or submission finishers. Those will be covered in the weeks to come. See our picks after the jump!

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