In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods “#1″ mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant’s tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland’s uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Back in November, various media outlets reported Julia Roberts made $1.5 million to appear in Lavazza ad. She did not have to speak. She only had to smile and wink. You know there is good money to be made if even Saint Brangelina is not immune (Angelina shilled for Shiseido in Japan and Brad’s efforts can be seen below). More often than not celebrities will shill abroad. And while it can be argued whether or not it makes financial sense for the advertisers to hand over so much cash for celebrities, they are still willing to fork it over (not sans insurance natch, you never know when you have next Tiger Woods or Wayne Rooney on your hands). Meanwhile we can get a few giggles out of latest celebrity endorsements.

If you’ve watched more than three consecutive minutes of television recently, you’ve probably seen snippets of about eight different Christmas movies. Most of these star a celebrity whose 15 minutes of fame has long expired (Kathy Ireland, anyone?), teach the same morals you learned in kindergarten, and feature no surprises. And there&#… Click to read more

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s new movie “Faster” released in theaters last week. Many people know that Dwayne was a huge WWF / WWE superstar before breaking into the world of cinema, however, few know that he was a college football standout at the University of Miami where he played defensive line. His injury allowed future N… Click to read more

Too often in the entertainment industry, great talents are taken from this world before they have a chance for their careers to fully flourish. Unfortunately for others, the exact opposite happens – their careers got so big, they didn’t know when to quit. Not that they weren’t great in their day, but somewhere along the way, things took a turn for the worst. So instead of letting them continue to pollute the airwaves with over-confident garbage, we thought we’d give these 9 comedians a heads-up with The 9 Comedians Who Should’ve Bought the Farm Before Their Careers Did.

With times getting tougher and tougher by the day, it’s important to remember to laugh every once in a while. So with our first black president coming up on his two year anniversary in the White House, we thought we’d take a look at COED’s 7 Funniest Black Men of All Time for some comic inspiration.

[Warning: Language in videos is NSFW, so put… Click to read more

For as long as men have seeked fame and fortune, they have also cheated on their wives and girlfriends. Yet there are some men that go beyond simple cheating. These are the low down dirty, no good, crazy ass, DAWGS! Here are the ten most ridiculous cheaters in the history of sex.

Summer is closing in. But before you empty out your account and rent a car with your boys, beware that nude beaches aren’t all their cracked up to be. Know what to expect because the boobs on this beach probably won’t belong to Megan Fox. More like Smegan Shmox (or Uma Thurman).

Tons of bad movies open at #1 -and mostly, everybody already knows they suck before they hit the theater. Sometimes, however, a movie everyone expects to be awesome opens at #1 that is really bad. Offensively bad. Beg-for-your-money-back, sign-of-the-impending-apocalypse bad. Here are the 10 Worst Movies to Open at #1.

Too often in the entertainment industry, great talents are taken from this world before they have a chance for their careers to fully flourish. Unfortunately for others, the exact opposite happens – their careers got so big, they didn’t know when to quit. Not that they weren’t great in their day, but somewhere along the way, things took a turn for the worst.

After the amazingness that was this year’s The Dark Night, movie nerds the world over are awaiting director Chris Nolan’s inevitable followup. Since the movie made a pile of money, was a critical darling and even generated posthumous Oscar buzz for Heath Ledger, you can bet your ass they’re making a third Batman. The only question is… Click to read more

With times getting tougher and tougher by the day, it’s important to remember to laugh every once in a while. So while the first black president prepares to take office and get this show back on the road, we thought we’d take a look at COED’s 7 Funniest Black Men of All Time for some comic inspiration.
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In 2004, ESPN said that Derek Jeter was the “biggest playboy in all of sports.” The 33 year-old New York Yankee short stop has given us another reason to believe the hype as he’s begun shacking up with Friday Night Lights super-hottie and Emerging Hottie of 2008, Minka Kelly.
But Kelly is only another girl in the long list of babes that Jeter… Click to read more

Robin Williams
Back in the ’70s and ’80s, when Robin Williams did a lot of stand-up (and coke), he was one of the best in the business. His fast-talking, freak-the-hell-out kind of comedy was one of the most scorching acts on the scene. But since cranking out a long line of family-friendly crapfests like Mrs. Doubtfire and Patch Adams, Williams h… Click to read more

Who needs red-carpet bragathons like the Golden Globes and Oscars when the Razzies are around?
The 2008 Razzie nominations for the worst films and performances of the year have been announced, and it seems that playing multiple roles in terrible movies doubles your chances of bringing home the not-so-prestigious award.… Click to read more