This week we’re looking at whiskey, vodka and rum. To be specific: Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel Select, Ed Hardy Vodka (who knew?) and Ron de Jeremy Rum… Yeah, that’s right, the aging porn star has finally hit the bottom of the barrel. Literally, they found him naked at the bottom of a rum barrel! Make sure to check out our full reviews and delicious mixed drink recipes after the jump!

Young adulthood is a time for experimentation. Careers, relationships, and state altering substances are just some of the things that are fair game. Now while I preach hugs over drugs ten times out of ten, I will say that something like steroids can be helpful for the terminally ill, injury prone, or those who suffer from a lifetime’s supply of gangling awkwardness.

Four years can go by way too fast. Some of us might try to strategically stretch it into five or six years. Some of us might even go to drastic measures like law or medical school to avoid leaving college. But eventually, eventually you are going to have to leave your University and enter into the real world. But isn’t college life real? I say that it’s for real. I keep things real. I’m so focused on keeping my life real that I still say real. Really. But college life is as fake as it comes.

Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he’s a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don’t believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The only place more obvious for an Ed Hardy store would be the corner of Pendejo and Douchebag. (found at the F Train stop at 23rd and 6th Ave.)… Click to read more

We know, we know. We complain a lot about everything you do. From the way you clip your toenails on the couch to the way you refuse to put a shirt on when indoors. But you know what? Deep down we really do love all those silly, crazy, smelly things you do. And do you know why?–it’s because we love YOU dammit!   Here is a list of ten things we  secretly love about y… Click to read more

Determined to have his name on every single item I own, Ed Hardy has teamed up with Crystal Icing, maker of “Custom Luxury Accessories to the Stars”, to bring you a full line of iphone and Blackberry faceplates.
Ed Hardy Black Label is Crystal Ice’s “Total Baller” super premium version.  Black Labels are Swarovski Crystal Encrusted and will set you back $800,… Click to read more

Well . . .it looks like you’re going to need a bigger pimpstick.
Women can’t keep their hands off Miami based Stone Rose line of contemporary button down shirts. The shirts come in a wide range of solid colors which includes everything from earth tones to bright 80′s retros solids. They feature high thread counts (making the shirts flowin… Click to read more

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