So this is why I see so many f*cking kids at dubstep and electronic music shows: kids are eating ecstasy for breakfast. C’mon kids, you have to at least have something in your stomach before you go munching on a whole bowl of rolls and womp your training bra off with dancing bears. When I was a kid, my mom used to make me drink soy milk and corn flakes before sending me off to school – this girl just gets right into the real breakfast of champions without a second thought. Maybe we should start giving kids rolls at a young age. It’s obviously not affecting her imagination (she’s dancing with stuffed bears wearing karate belts). Check out the girl with serious holes in her brain after the jump!

Everyone knows that drugs exist on college campuses, it’s just that there’s a massive difference between selling them and using them. Considering that both the school and the government don’t want any drug-related incidents on-campus, it’s no surprise that every so often a local dealer will get busted. These ten dealers were making some ‘A student’ money, but should have studied their subject a little more. Check out the list of the ten biggest college drug busts in US history after the jump.

There are too many things to do and not enough hours in the day. It’s true. You don’t have to go to that party tonight when you have 4 back to back hours of finals tomorrow. And you don’t have to jump on the hotel treadmill in Vegas after drinking all day at the pool before going clubbing. You don’t have to but…um…. well, these will help you do it all. Check out the full rundown after the jump.

We all have our favorite songs to listen to while we put ourselves under the influence while we’re out on the town. What is better than that, is when those songs are actually about getting messed up. It’s the ever-impressive double whammy. These are the top fifteen songs from that category.

Guy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun)
Custom officers find a bunch of ecstasy stuffed inside a Mr. Potato Head. (AFP)
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn! Burn motherf***er, burn! (Boston Globe)
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When I first stumbled upon the worldwide sensation known as Tecktonik I thought “Oh boy, these techno-freaks-slash-coked-up-ravers are gonna give Guidos a run for their money.” Then I watched this video compilation of Tecktonik kids dancing it up…and I still think that I’m right.
Outside of a few cute girls gyrating all serpen… Click to read more