Would you take stock advice from some child only 8 years old? I certainly would if he was the Financial Advisor Kid, the newest member of AdviceAnimals on Reddit. That’s right, this baby’s less than 24 hours old and there are already some serious blue chips in the bunch. If you don’t know what a blue chip is, or you’re just looking for a hilarious new stock tip, you should check out the best of the Financial Advisor Kid Meme after the jump!

While our country continues to plummet into a seemingly irreversible and insurmountable deficit, it seems politicians everywhere continue to swim in their pool of gold coins (a la Scrooge McDuck), sh*t on their solid gold toilets (then wipe with Washingtons), and blow their noses on Benjamins. They understand the plight of the middle and lower class? Unlike the stock market, that’s a lot of bull. You ever wonder just how rich congress is? Our friends at Online Schools created an infographic that puts it all into perspective. Check it out after the jump!

Despite all those sh*tty Above the Influence commercials, we still feel that sweet mary jane can not only be beneficial to your health but to our woeful economy. True, it’s just a drop in the bucket when compared to our raging deficit, but every little bit helps, right? Think of it as collecting coins from your couch – that could go towards a dank dime bag, which could then go towards a hefty food run at 7 Eleven. And, according to PriceOfWeed.com, if you want more bong resin for your buck, head west, young man! Or, take CNBC’s advice and go on tour to the top pot smoker destinations. But first, check out GoBankingRates.com’s infographic on what kinda moolah our nation’s missing out on by not legalizing kind bud after the jump!

Most of us would love nothing better than to see marijuana legalized, but is it worth the trouble? We take a look at reasons for and against its decriminalization. Fair and balanced just like FOX News.

Politics: it’s been called Hollywood for ugly people. And boring people, we might add. So why bother, when there is a real Hollywood, filled with beautiful people and awesome plot lines. Megan Fox is way awesomer than Mitch McConnell, for real. Unfortunately, there’s a lot that goes on in Washington that actually impacts you. It can all get pretty confusing, so here’s a cheat sheet of all the things you need to know and care about as a dude in America.

This economy sucks. And you need to earn some money if you plan on ever buying that jet-pack you want. But why get a job when you can lounge around all summer playing videos games? You don’t need to get a job with a 401K and benefits to make some quick spending money. Here are a few tips to help all you unemployed bums out there make a bit of cash for your summer investments.

Women who would have ordinarily never set foot in a strip club are now taking to the pole in never before seen numbers, as the failing economy makes finding work difficult. For you guys, that means your otherwise perfect girlfriends may now be having to do some very, um, questionable activities, just to pay her rent.

Following the Swine flu epidemic on TV is pretty intense. Way better than Bird Flu, and a contender with the economic recession. Today, I saw a couple people on the New York City streets sporting surgical masks. If this trend continues soon New York is going to look like China. I didn’t want to be left out…

Making an ass of yourself because you’re on a reality show is one thing. But passing out while reporting the news is something else entirely – which is exactly what this dude does while trying to explain this whole bailout mess on Fox News. Either the economy is so bad, this guy just couldn’t take it, or nobody told him not to lock his knees. Regardless, it’s F’ing hilarious.

As you might have heard, women who would have ordinarily never set foot in a strip club are now taking to the pole in never before seen numbers. For you guys, that means your otherwise perfect girlfriends may now be having to do some very, um, questionable activities, just to pay her half of the rent…

Aah vacationing! Traveling to exotic lands, seeing stuff, meeting locals. Just plain “getting away from it all”. But there’s one drawback. Vacationing can be expensive. This is not practical to those who are broke. Then what?!
Or maybe some of you suffer from agoraphobia (fear of the marketplace), and are unable to leave your home. What then?!! Not to menti… Click to read more

With trailers popping up for his new movie The Day the Earth Stood Still pending release on December 12, we are reminded that in the movies Keanu Reeves is the answer. And at the same time, all over the news and in the media, Barack Obama is being touted as the new Keanu Reeves, capable of solving all our problems with some fantastical superpower. But please heed t… Click to read more

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It is very easy to get confused when someone explains the US Tax system, but my buddy sent this e-mail chain message that breaks it down by relating the system to something we all understand very well – splitting the beer tab.
After the jump, check out U.S. Tax System Explained in Beer!… Click to read more

With the passing of Rosh Hashanah, this weekend officially kicked off the Year of the Fox… Megan Fox.  Her new movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People opened Friday and a slew of upcoming foxy features are set to hit the big screen in the coming months.  But we don’t really need an excuse to post pics of Megan wearing a bra now, do we?
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