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Frank The Bunny Is Comin’ To Town! [VIDEO]

Steven Romano — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 15:15:43 +0000

Happy Easter, loyal devotees of COED Magazine! Hope you didn't stuff yourself stupid with Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs, because we have one more Easter treat to shove down your caramel-clogged throat: a visit from everyone's favorite macabre, demented bunny, Frank! No chocolate candy or colored eggs in Frankie's basket, just mentally disturbing Doomsday premonitions and repeated trips to the therapist where everybody thinks you're crazy, hooray! So take off that stupid man suit (no really, you look ridiculous) and watch some of Frank's best moments from Donnie Darko for yourself!

Celebrate Easter With A Crucifixion Filipino Style [VIDEO] NSFW

J Bryant — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:45:34 +0000

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH. Since the 1950's, Catholic extremists have descended upon the northern Philippines to take part in a gruesome but genuine recreation of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. This year, at least 24 Filipinos from the Pampanga and Bulacan provinces were voluntarily nailed to crosses and tortured in a traditional Good Friday ritual. Like the Catholic Church, we don't condone this ridiculous religious reenactment, but if this is your thing, we hope that a short stay nailed to the cross will fulfill your crucifixion needs. This year, crucifixions have been limited this year to 10 minutes in order to accommodate the overwhelming demand.

10 Porn Stars Who Gave Their Bod [PHOTOS]

COED Staff — Sun, 24 Apr 2011 00:18:57 +0000

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up. So after having had to deal with all types of demons, from horrific childhoods to drug and alcohol problems to just feeling like a used piece of meat, these 10 porn stars traded in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God.

6 Reasons Why The Easter Bunny Is Terrifying

Steven Romano — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 18:00:57 +0000

Christmas and the threat of a surprise visit from jolly old St. Nick may have come and gone, but that doesn't mean that kids everywhere can breath a sigh of relief. This Sunday, children all over will quiver in unbridled terror over the annual arrival of one of childhood's most feared deities: the Easter Bunny! It doesn't matter that he's (it's?) delivering a basket full of chocolate and toys, no one wants a giant rabbit hanging over their bed, watching them sleep! But what exactly makes the Easter Bunny cause the kiddies to wet their Sunday best? Find out by reading the 6 reasons why the Easter Bunny is terrifying... if you dare!

Beware The Creepster Bunny [38 PHOTOS]

COED Staff — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 16:30:38 +0000

To me, Easter Bunnies have always been terrifying. That bunny from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey. Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko. I'm fairly confident the E-bunny straight up hates us. I lump them into the same category as clowns and Santa Claus. When you're a kid, you're told to love these characters, but there's just something off about each one of them. Considering Hop killed it at the box office, many would say I'm dead wrong. But, if you can't picture that furry f***er growing fangs and mauling necks, then you, sir, are the one who will end up DEAD wrong. Well, now we bring you the very creepiest in easter bunnies. These are probably the same dudes who dress up as scary mall Santas.

Rabbit Wants a ‘Bone’ [VIDEO]

Steven Romano — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 13:39:19 +0000

Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin' down the bunny trail! Hippity... humpity...? Oh, my - Uh... He's pretty much going to town on that dog and his love for those of the canine persuasion certainly seems to know no bounds; can't say it's likewise for the pooch. This is isn't the most ideal way to bring in the Easter holiday, but you can see this unique interspecies "friendship" for yourself, if you want.

8 Hot Playboy Bunnies for Your Easter Basket

Nick — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:00:34 +0000

Forget chocolate, jelly beans, and Cadbury eggs, this is what you'd really like to see in your Easter basket. What better way to celebrate the holidays than with some Bunnies that would make even Peter Cottontail faint?

11 LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!

COED Staff — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 17:30:45 +0000

In addition to all the super hot bunny babes, this holy holiday also brings out a far less sexy segment of the population we'd like to call LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!. They're kind of like LOLCats, but a lot sadder and not nearly as cute. Which, if you ask us, is a good thing.

Beware of These 24 Creep-ster Bunnies!

COED Staff — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:30:45 +0000

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these mentally unstable dudes, it means dressing up in bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don't even think about eating it.

Easter Bunny Babe Bonanza (70 Photos)

COED Staff — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:00:38 +0000

Easter is, arguably, not a very sexy holiday, what with the man-god crucifixion and the resurrection. But fret not! We've put together this massive collection of bodacious Easter bunnies that's so hot, even JC might have to stop and click through a few. Uh, we're going to hell, aren't we?...