Happy Easter, loyal devotees of COED Magazine! Hope you didn’t stuff yourself stupid with Peeps and Cadbury Creme Eggs, because we have one more Easter treat to shove down your caramel-clogged throat: a visit from everyone’s favorite macabre, demented bunny, Frank! No chocolate candy or colored eggs in Frankie’s basket, just mentally disturbing Doomsday premonitions and repeated trips to the therapist where everybody thinks you’re crazy, hooray! So take off that stupid man suit (no really, you look ridiculous) and watch some of Frank’s best moments from Donnie Darko for yourself!

WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH. Since the 1950′s, Catholic extremists have descended upon the northern Philippines to take part in a gruesome but genuine recreation of the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ. This year, at least 24 Filipinos from the Pampanga and Bulacan provinces were voluntarily nailed to crosses and tortured in a traditional Good Friday ritual. Like the Catholic Church, we don’t condone this ridiculous religious reenactment, but if this is your thing, we hope that a short stay nailed to the cross will fulfill your crucifixion needs. This year, crucifixions have been limited this year to 10 minutes in order to accommodate the overwhelming demand.

Despite all the smiles and moans, it turns out that having sex on film for money can really mess a person up. So after having had to deal with all types of demons, from horrific childhoods to drug and alcohol problems to just feeling like a used piece of meat, these 10 porn stars traded in fame and fortune in the porn industry to become servants of God.

Christmas and the threat of a surprise visit from jolly old St. Nick may have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that kids everywhere can breath a sigh of relief. This Sunday, children all over will quiver in unbridled terror over the annual arrival of one of childhood’s most feared deities: the Easter Bunny! It doesn’t matter that he’s (it’s?) delivering a basket full of chocolate and toys, no one wants a giant rabbit hanging over their bed, watching them sleep! But what exactly makes the Easter Bunny cause the kiddies to wet their Sunday best? Find out by reading the 6 reasons why the Easter Bunny is terrifying… if you dare!

To me, Easter Bunnies have always been terrifying. That bunny from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko. I’m fairly confident the E-bunny straight up hates us. I lump them into the same category as clowns and Santa Claus. When you’re a kid, you’re told to love these characters, but there’s just something off about each one of them. Considering Hop killed it at the box office, many would say I’m dead wrong. But, if you can’t picture that furry f***er growing fangs and mauling necks, then you, sir, are the one who will end up DEAD wrong. Well, now we bring you the very creepiest in easter bunnies. These are probably the same dudes who dress up as scary mall Santas.

Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin’ down the bunny trail! Hippity… humpity…? Oh, my – Uh… He’s pretty much going to town on that dog and his love for those of the canine persuasion certainly seems to know no bounds; can’t say it’s likewise for the pooch. This is isn’t the most ideal way to bring in the Easter holiday, but you can see this unique interspecies “friendship” for yourself, if you want.

Forget chocolate, jelly beans, and Cadbury eggs, this is what you’d really like to see in your Easter basket. What better way to celebrate the holidays than with some Bunnies that would make even Peter Cottontail faint?

In addition to all the super hot bunny babes, this holy holiday also brings out a far less sexy segment of the population we’d like to call LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!. They’re kind of like LOLCats, but a lot sadder and not nearly as cute. Which, if you ask us, is a good thing.

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these mentally unstable dudes, it means dressing up in bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.

Easter is, arguably, not a very sexy holiday, what with the man-god crucifixion and the resurrection. But fret not! We’ve put together this massive collection of bodacious Easter bunnies that’s so hot, even JC might have to stop and click through a few. Uh, we’re going to hell, aren’t we?…

The old adage ‘Everythings’ bigger and better in Texas’ holds true when it comes to Bree Condon. This super sexy Houston, Texas native is one of COED’s all-time favorite beauties for very obvious reasons. Take a look at her Week That Was Gallery and we’re sure you will agree.

In addition to all the super hot bunny babes, this holy holiday also brings out a far less sexy segment of the population we’d like to call LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!. They’re kind of like LOLCats, but a lot sadder and not nearly as cute. Which, if you ask us, is a good thing. Happy Easter!

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Easter is, arguably, not a very sexy holiday, what with the man-god crucifixion, the resurrection and all that time spent helping your mom make colored eggs for your crappy little brother. But fret not! This holiday has one saving grace – bunny costumes! For whatever sick and twisted reason, seeing a chick dress up as a scantily clad rabbit does wonder… Click to read more

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts, candy and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these (probably mentally unstable) dudes, it means dressing up in F’ing bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.