Getting excited for the arrival of the Easter Bunny this Sunday? That’s great, except for one little thing: what are you, frigging five-years-old?! As mature, cultured adults, we don’t believe in that holiday hogwash anymore. And even if we did, we’d at least want a bunny with a little more substance – and baskets of sweet, sweet candy… eye candy, that is. If there’s one rabbit we’d want hopping down the bunny trail straight into our laps, it’s a Playboy Bunny – and we have 54 of these lovely ladies to put you in the Easter spirit! So ditch the egg hunt and check out these sexy Playboy Easter Bunnies for some serious cottontail!

To me, Easter Bunnies have always been terrifying. That bunny from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko. I’m fairly confident the E-bunny straight up hates us. I lump them into the same category as clowns and Santa Claus. When you’re a kid, you’re told to love these characters, but there’s just something off about each one of them. Considering Hop killed it at the box office, many would say I’m dead wrong. But, if you can’t picture that furry f***er growing fangs and mauling necks, then you, sir, are the one who will end up DEAD wrong. Well, now we bring you the very creepiest in easter bunnies. These are probably the same dudes who dress up as scary mall Santas.

In addition to all the super hot bunny babes, this holy holiday also brings out a far less sexy segment of the population we’d like to call LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!. They’re kind of like LOLCats, but a lot sadder and not nearly as cute. Which, if you ask us, is a good thing.

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these mentally unstable dudes, it means dressing up in bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.

Easter is, arguably, not a very sexy holiday, what with the man-god crucifixion and the resurrection. But fret not! We’ve put together this massive collection of bodacious Easter bunnies that’s so hot, even JC might have to stop and click through a few. Uh, we’re going to hell, aren’t we?…

In addition to all the super hot bunny babes, this holy holiday also brings out a far less sexy segment of the population we’d like to call LOL Easter Bunny FAIL!. They’re kind of like LOLCats, but a lot sadder and not nearly as cute. Which, if you ask us, is a good thing. Happy Easter!

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Easter is, arguably, not a very sexy holiday, what with the man-god crucifixion, the resurrection and all that time spent helping your mom make colored eggs for your crappy little brother. But fret not! This holiday has one saving grace – bunny costumes! For whatever sick and twisted reason, seeing a chick dress up as a scantily clad rabbit does wonder… Click to read more

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts, candy and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these (probably mentally unstable) dudes, it means dressing up in F’ing bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.