With news of 24 getting the green light to become a movie along with speculation about other shows (CSI, etc.), we have to wonder if Hollywood has amnesia. You see, it’s so rare for a TV show to make the leap to the big screen and not pay dearly for it! So, even though some producer or director will f*** ‘em up with their own retarded “vision” or modernizing or re-imagining, here’s our list of TV shows that would make great movies (in the right hands). See the list and vote for your favorite after the jump!

This week’s TV schedule brings you comedy, reality, and hard time. So open up your mixed bag of awesome and see what’s in store!

We take a look at two vastly different shows airing on Sunday nights – one a comedy about the world’s most arrogant closer (sorry, Brian Wilson) whose second season is coming to a close and the other a new horror series about a sheriff stuck in a town of zombies whose pilot just debuted.

Inspired by and in cahoots with HBO, Miller High Life and the seriously satirical series Eastbound and Down, the 7th Inning Mixtape arrives to fill our ears with classic Kenny Powers rants and the hip-hop chemical reaction of rapper Aspektz of True Thorobredz.

Eastbound & Down, HBO’s greatest, yet highly underrated show, returns Sunday and we’re excited to have Kenny Powers back in our lives. So to get you on board and in the mood, we pulled together all the promotional baseball cards from season 1. We’re having trouble picking our favorite card, but that’s understandable seeing that we can’t even pick our favorite Kenny Powers moment.

We had quite a surprise this morning here a COED… an unexpected visit by none other than Kenny “F*cking” Powers. Well, not exactly Kenny Powers the badass king of everything cool, but rather K-Powers “the motherf*cking” shoe from K-Swiss. And if that wasn’t good enough, the shoes came alongside a beautiful redhead with a knockout smile wearing an outfit that would make a Hooters girl blush. Thank you K-Swiss and Kenny Powers for making our day and for honoring us into the “Brotherhood of Elite Badass Champions.”

We never would’ve imagined a K-Swiss sponsored Kenny Powers, but thanks to the good folks at FunnyorDie.com, this unlikely pairing has become a reality. Kenny proves he’s not just a heat-throwing hardballer, but also a marketing genius with some mad-hot ideas. And if you take away just one thing from this video, it’s that either you’re wearing K-Powers by K-Swiss or “You’re F*cking Out!”

Mullet enthusiasts, undercover John Rocker fans, and soldiers of political correctness: REJOICE. Kenny Powers and his titanium testicles are coming to a small screen near you REAL SOON. Season 2 of HBO’s funniest show, Eastbound and Down, is reportedly set to premiere on September 26, meaning we all need to get ready for little drops of heaven in a form close to this.

If you missed the premier of HBO’s new series, ‘Eastbound and Down,’ then you missed one of the funniest shows on television. Danny McBride, star of recent comic hits, Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express and Superbad, plays washed-up MLB pitcher, Kenny Powers, who returns to his hometown and is forced to get a job as a substitute teacher.