Today’s WTF news items feature a man with a truly special dong that doubles as a carrying case for drugs, a couple of artists who make masterpieces out of William S. Burroughs’ dung, and a survey that revealed 1/3 of Russians believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Read more wackiness after the jump!

So your adoration for Miss Jane has strengthened over the years, yet you feel like since this plant is still undoubtedly criticized and misunderstood in modern society, there must be SOMETHING that is really horrible about weed… Guess again, soldier.

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Look, Mother Nature is pissed. She’s wucking hurricanes at us left and right, she’s trying to drown us, and there’s not much we can do about it but try to make our lives and the life of the earth less at odds. But despite all that, we have people who don’t give a flying f**k about i… Click to read more

So This Is How We’re Going to Die…
Lindsay Lohan Returns!
E=MC Vagina [NSFW - but it's Saturday...]
Happy 25th Birthday, VMAs
Researchers Use Facebook App to Create Zombie Army
For The Brangaloonie Who Has Everything
Guess the Breasts
More Saggy Pants Wearing Bans Trying to Be Enforced
Pick the State Song of Oklahoma
The Clothes That Got Me Laid
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The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.
Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s &#… Click to read more

…Bringing the total number of reasons to 6 trillion. I’m not sure if this actually counts as ‘news’ to people with common sense, but it seems as though someone has finally decided to do a little research on exactly how much harm discarded cigarette butts are doing to the environment. It turns out, a lot! Who would’ve thought,… Click to read more

We think Earth is all big and bad in the Universe but when compared to other celestial bodies in outer space we are completely insignificant. If you want to have your mind blown watch this video.
It shows (to scale) how small Earth in relation to other planets and stars. By the end of the video our Sun is so small compared to the other stars that it disappears off the… Click to read more

A wheelchair-bound, 56-year-old woman called 911 on her sister. Upon arrival to her house cops found the woman alone, wielding two knifes and threatening to use them if if anybody tried to harm her. Naturally, they tasered her, which seems to be all the rage these days. (Breitbart)
Video: Sherri Shepherd of The View “not sure” if the world is fla… Click to read more

Michael Bay’s Transformers is my childhood come to life. As a Transformers fan, I felt both excitement and hesitation when this project was announced; excitement because it was the Transformers being made into a live action movie; hesitation because I feared some studio executive was going to piss on my childhood and would green light a movie that was lik… Click to read more

Today is 7/7/07 and besides being the biggest day for weddings, like, ever, it is a big day for Planet Earth. As I told you before, Live Earth, a concert to benefit the planet/spread awareness of global warming will rock the planet (from all around the world) from morning until night.And while it will be an awesome show, today’s extravaganza is about a lot mor… Click to read more