Why Hippies Suck


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Look, Mother Nature is pissed. She’s wucking hurricanes at us left and right, she’s trying to drown us, and there’s not much we can do about it but try to make our lives and the life of the earth less at odds. But despite all that, we have people who don’t give a flying f**k about it. Why? I’m guessing these a**holes have something to do with it.

Death, Birthdays And Everything In Between…

So This Is How We’re Going to Die…

Lindsay Lohan Returns!

E=MC Vagina [NSFW - but it's Saturday...]

Happy 25th Birthday, VMAs

Researchers Use Facebook App to Create Zombie Army

For The Brangaloonie Who Has Everything

Guess the Breasts

More Saggy Pants Wearing Bans Trying to Be Enforced

Pick the State Song of Oklahoma

The Clothes That Got Me Laid

Bling Safety

Do you Believe in Gosh: New Mitch Hedberg CD!

Xbox Burns Down House

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Does the RNC [Video]

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.

Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s “90 Days To A Better Life.”

With hard work and dedication, all these things can be accomplished before September 21st.

COED’s 90 Days To A Better Life after the jump! (more…)

One More Reason Not to Smoke: Cigarette Butts Destroying Earth

cigarette butts

…Bringing the total number of reasons to 6 trillion. I’m not sure if this actually counts as ‘news’ to people with common sense, but it seems as though someone has finally decided to do a little research on exactly how much harm discarded cigarette butts are doing to the environment. It turns out, a lot! Who would’ve thought, a deadly, chemical laden stick thats bad for you and Mother Earth? (more…)

So How Small Is Earth?

We think Earth is all big and bad in the Universe but when compared to other celestial bodies in outer space we are completely insignificant. If you want to have your mind blown watch this video.

It shows (to scale) how small Earth in relation to other planets and stars. By the end of the video our Sun is so small compared to the other stars that it disappears off the screen.

The Daily Shocker: Tase Her

The Daily Shocker

A wheelchair-bound, 56-year-old woman called 911 on her sister. Upon arrival to her house cops found the woman alone, wielding two knifes and threatening to use them if if anybody tried to harm her. Naturally, they tasered her, which seems to be all the rage these days. (Breitbart)

Video: Sherri Shepherd of The View “not sure” if the world is flat or not. It takes a dumb, round girl to not know if the Earth is flat or not. (YouTube)

A man, drunk off his ass, decides to play Santa Claus for his girlfriend and hop down her chimney at 3:30am – what happens next is anybodys guess. Helpful hint: she wasn’t too happy about it. (WTAE)

A man, probably drugged off his ass, decides to take the advice of his dog, Peaches; barge onto a school bus filled with kids and take away their backpacks for fear they contain drugs. Way to take the law into your own paws, McGruff the Crime Dog. (HeraldNet)

Xbox 360, Mass Effect, aliens, lesbians, sex – McLovin’s wet dream. (Joystiq)

Transformers Review

TransformersMichael Bay’s Transformers is my childhood come to life. As a Transformers fan, I felt both excitement and hesitation when this project was announced; excitement because it was the Transformers being made into a live action movie; hesitation because I feared some studio executive was going to piss on my childhood and would green light a movie that was like 1998’s Godzilla. Luckily, Steven Spielberg came on board as executive producer. But to every yin there’s a yang: in this case, Michael Bay as director. The result is a highly stylized film whose good far outweighs its bad. I was six years old again and I loved it. (more…)

The Live Earth Pledge

al gore live earthToday is 7/7/07 and besides being the biggest day for weddings, like, ever, it is a big day for Planet Earth. As I told you before, Live Earth, a concert to benefit the planet/spread awareness of global warming will rock the planet (from all around the world) from morning until night.And while it will be an awesome show, today’s extravaganza is about a lot more than making some snacks and enjoying some good music with friends. Live Earth is a chance to begin something huge and make great strides in changing the way we treat this planet. And no one knows more about this than one Mr. Al Gore.

Who, by the way, personally sent me an email to alert me of the upcoming concert. Well, “personallyâ€? might be a strong word. Technically, I signed up for his email list and get updates from him weekly. But that is beside the point; the real point is that Mr. Gore has asked me to sign a pledge to change my actions and make a more positive impact on my beautiful planet. He also asked me to pass the pledge along.

So here it is: The Live Earth Pledge. Read it, click it and sign it. And begin making the difference that this earth so desperately needs.

I PLEDGE:

1. To demand that my country join an international treaty within the next 2 years that cuts global warming pollution by 90% in developed countries and by more than half worldwide in time for the next generation to inherit a healthy earth;

2. To take personal action to help solve the climate crisis by reducing my own CO2 pollution as much as I can and offsetting the rest to become “carbon neutral;â€? (more…)