A 21-year-old Ohio native, Brooklyn Decker makes modeling look easy with her all-American good looks and a body to kill for. She appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition three times, in 2006 – 2008, as well as Teen Vogue, Cosmo, Glamour and FHM.

Click to see Brooklyn Deckers’ full “Week That Way” gallery!

Friday, November 14th

Held Down By an Ape, Mauled to Death by a Liger

Last night, my friend Jane told me the craziest f**king sh*t I’ve ever heard. In fact, I doubt what I’m about to tell you has ever happened before in all of history. But I must say, this story’s not for the feint of heart. So unless you think incredibly horrible things happening to super dumbasses is gut-bustingly hilarious, I’d recommend you stop reading right now. Otherwise, your mind is about to be blown.

The COED Answer Mime Takes Your Questions…

Here at COED Magazine, we receive enormous amounts of fan mail every day. Some of it just says how awesome we are, while other letters beg for our help. We may not have all the answers, but we definitely have most of them, so listen up and you might learn a thing or two. The following are answers to a few common questions we have received in the past.

The Hottest NHL Ice Dancers of ‘08 – ‘09

We’ve been as guilty as any when it comes to equal coverage of professional cheerleaders.It’s always about football cheerleaders while there are other sports out there where the women shake it for a living. Take the NHL for example.

Did you realize that there are plenty of hot women in the league who skate around the ice and dance on a frozen surface?

Thursday, November 13th

Cheerleader Showdown VIII

As you all know, we here at COED love these peppy ladies more than life itself (except the part of life that involves cheerleaders, of course). So get ready for our eighth installment of Cheerleader Showdown!

A Very Sh*tty One Night Stand

Call me a sick son-of-a-b*tch, but there are few things I love more than a good unfortunate/unexpected sh*t story. And by unfortunate/unexpected, I mean the kind of situation that is made extremely complicated and uncomfortable due to an unexpected bowel movement. The following is a totally true account of perhaps the greatest sh*t story ever. (The names and places have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty. If you are easily offended, now is a good time to stop reading)

Quick Guide To Using NyQuil To Sleep

Having trouble falling asleep in the noisy dorms? Neighbors blasting the TV or stereo? Are your suite mates keeping you awake with loud moans and groans of sexual ecstasy? Like it or not, students are turning to over-the-counter sleeping aides to escape the many late night dorm distractions. College kids are popping Tylenol PM like they are Tic-Tacs and downing death-red NyQuil like it’s cherry soda.

5 Terrible Pick-Up Lines That Might Get You Laid

News flash! Some bad pick-up lines can actually work to land yourself a new lady friend – and you know you want a new lady friend. So like a lion pacing the Savannah, you go to the target rich environment of your choice looking for love. If you are 5’2, 250 this advice will not help. Sorry old chap. If you are a young George Clooney, you don’t need help. But if you are reasonable looking single guy or simply an unfaithful bastard, here are some time tested lines and some analysis of each.

Wednesday, November 12th

Adriana Lima is Today’s Daily Snapshot

What more needs to be said about Adriana Lima that hasn’t already been said? She is hands down one of the most gorgeous women in the world – and don’t let the fact that she is engaged to Memphis Grizzly player Marko Jaric discourage you. Like many of her fellow models Adriana comes from Brazil. While she is best known as a Victoria’s Secret underwear model she has also appeared in several sexy layouts for magazines such as GQ and Esquire. Check your mailboxes for the holiday issue of the Victoria’s Secret catalog which is bound to feature several sexy shots of Lima.

007 Movies In Order of Greatness: Bond Girl Edition

Quantum of Solace, the latest film in the James Bond series staring Daniel Craig and the stunningly sexy Olga Kurylenko, drops in American theaters this Friday. Before everyone straps in for the newest 007 flick lets go back and rank the previous 21 films. Bond films are known worldwide for their action, villains, gadgets, and of course: the sexy Bond girls!

Gluttonous Turkey Leg Porn

Ladies and gentlemen, Thanksgiving Day is just around the corner – and that means tons and tons of delicious food to feast upon. It also means that we have a thinly veiled excuse for publishing what can only be described as some new type of underground fetish – eating giant turkey legs. WTF, you ask? Well, we have no F’ing clue.

Winners Of Our Eagles Of Death Metal Giveaway Are…

Earlier this month, we held a contest in support of the Eagles of Death Metal’s new album, Heart On, and their upcoming tour. Drumroll please….and the winners are: Zach Caby from Manhattan, KS and Natasha Booker from Trenton, NJ!!! The EMOD / Babeland Prizepak includes an Eagles of Death Metal ‘Heart On’ CD, a Babeland Pocket Rocket, Megastretch Cockring, 1 oz. bottle of Babelube, and 1 oz. bottle of Babeland Massage Oil.

Tuesday, November 11th

Playboy’s 10 Great American Dive Bars

Playboy has scoured America high and low leaving no saloon or tavern untouched to produce the definitive list of 2008’s 10 Greatest American Dive Bars. In this list you’ll find “regional hot spots in unlikely locales, from a hole in the wall in San Francisco to a busting Nashville landmark.” Even though you’re more likely to find people doing keg stands than a Playmate of Kayla Collins’ [NSFW] caliber at these grungy dive bars we still like them a whole lot.

Heat-Packin’ Honeys

Today’s Veteran’s Day. And we could think of no better way to honor those who have served our country with bravery and honor than by combining two of the greatest things in life: sexy chicks and heavy weaponry. We’re not sure what it is, but when a hot girl picks up a firearm, it gets the blood flowing faster than a machine gun burst. If you have a girlfriend, we suggest you go to your local gun store and pick her up a smokin’ hot new accessory.

How to Defeat the Cock-Blocking Roommate

It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.” On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kama Sutra, until you walk in the front door and find yourself staring into the eyes of the anti-Christ herself: the cock-blocking roommate. Here are a few tips on how to defeat this evil enemy and ultimately get you little pencil wet.

Another Favre Is Demolishing Passing Records

The Favre’s are doing it again in Mississippi – not only dominating on the football field but enjoying life off the field as well. Before St. Stanislaus’s October 31st season finale, junior quarterback Dylan Favre received his weekly pregame text message from “Uncle Brett” which read “Good luck and do what you do.” And Dylan did, going 23 of 35 for 358 yards and five touchdowns and with his final TD pass setting the Mississippi state record for touchdown passes in a single season with 43.

Monday, November 10th

The Week In Re-Boob: November 4th – 9th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Cheerleaders of the CFL

There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hotties can really warm up a crowd. And with the Conference Semifinals having wrapped-up this past weekend, the Conference Finals this coming weekend and the Grey Cup (their Super Bowl) at the end of the month, it’s time you got familiar with the Cheerleaders of the CFL. Anything less just wouldn’t be neighborly. We don’t want that, now do we?

How to Ruin a Date

Dating in college is weird. There’s a part of you that thinks going out to a nice restaurant with that chick from your Finance class would be a fun, mature thing to do. There’s also the part of you that thinks having her back to your apartment to see if you can get her drunk enough to bang on the first date would be way cooler. It’s these battling emotions that lead to some interesting dating experiences. The following are a few personal experiences of mine.

Earlier this month, we held a contest in support of the Eagles of Death Metal’s new album, Heart On, and their upcoming tour.

Drumroll please….and the winners are:

Zach Caby from Manhattan, KS and Natasha Booker from Trenton, NJ!!!

The EMOD / Babeland Prizepak includes an Eagles of Death Metal ‘Heart On’ CD, a Babeland Pocket Rocket, Megastretch Cockring, 1 oz. bottle of Babelube, and 1 oz. bottle of Babeland Massage Oil.

Congratulations guys! You are all set up for having a hot and heavy night to some hot and heavy tunes!

Gentlemen, this is the one to keep you eyes on. Ariadne Artiles has the sexiness of Adriana Lima and the skills of Gisele. Since 2005, she’s appeared on 20 magazine covers across the world, including spots on GQ Spain, Glamour, twice on Elle plus on a photography book called “Body” – the chick’s so hot it burns. And we’re betting on her going big. So…what’s up, Sports Illustrated?

Click to see Ariadne Artiles’ full “Week That Was” gallery!

Friday, November 7th, 2008

60 Sexy SideBoobs

We here at COED, like you – wherever the hell you are – never get tired of boobs. That’s why they’re so great! But as we all know, some pictures of boobs are just superior to others. And the sideboob is one of the best.A truly great sideboob is as elusive as the slippery chupacabra – but way, way sexier.

College Football Week Eleven: Cheerleader Edition

Following in the footsteps of this week’s historic Election Day, the college football rankings could also see a major shakeup at the top. With two major undefeateds lead by majorly hot cheerleaders facing tough competition this week, who will demonstrate that they are the best?  Alabama does battle in the den of the defending national champion Tigers, while the Red Raiders try to continue their in-state streak against the one-loss Cowboys.  Moving to the second weekend of November, get ready for the action and intensity to rise, as the game temperature and cheer outfits begin to drop off.

Is Jay-Z Turning Into Steve Urkel?

Remember back in the day – you know, like ‘97 – when Hip Hop used to be all about the bling and b*tches and shooting people, and every single rapper dressed in pants big enough for an entire posse? Well, it looks like the scene is going through some serious soul searching. And who have they come up with as the new model for Rap Fashion? None other than Steve Motherf**kin’ Urkel.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

How To Cheat: Not That You Should, But Here’s How You Could

Let’s face it, dudes cheat. We cheat a lot. And no matter the pain, frustration or STD transmissions it causes, there’s not much anyone can do about it. It’s in a man’s nature to hook up with as many women in his lifetime as possible. Sure, we know and enjoy the benefits of a monogamous relationship. And life is always easier when you aren’t constantly trying to cover your lying tracks. But since you’re probably going to cheat anyway, here are a few tactics that ensure you get away with it – at least until she catches you between the sheets with her sister.

Miss COED: Tricia Helfer

Best known for her role as Number Six in Battlestar Galactica, Tricia Helfer is a 34-year-old Canadian model and actress, having graced the covers of ELLE, Cosmopolitan, Vogue as well as appearing topless in the Feb. 2007 issue of Playboy. Luckily for you, we’ve got the hottest pictures from all over, right here for your Helfer-viewing pleasure.

Time is Running Out In Our Eagles of Death Metal Giveaway

Listen up all you sex craved, music-loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On last week, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!

Only a few days remain to enter our giveaway that will be awarding one lucky winner the new Eagles of Death Metal CD and the Babeland sex toy package of their dreams (which happens to include everything you need to get down and dirty to some great jams).

Facebooking The 2008 Heisman Trophy Candidates

With eleven weeks down and seven weeks to play in the 2008 college football season, America is getting a clearer picture on who will be in the final running for this year’s Heisman trophy. And what could be better than friending whoever takes the title this year? Not that much. So to give you the opportunity, we scoured the net for Heisman Trophy watch-lists, ran their names through Facebook.

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Smokin’ Hotties

In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. The first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something about a woman with a cigarette that makes dudes happy. Maybe it’s the ‘bad girl’ image. Maybe it’s thoughts of ‘oral fixation.’ But no matter what the reason, it’s F’ing hot! Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Caitlin Davis Complete Web Picture Gallery

Sometimes being beautiful doesn’t get you everything, a lesson 18-year-old Caitlin Davis learned the hard way this week after getting booted from the New England Patriots cheerleading squad for pictures found on Facebook of her covering a passed-out-drunk friend in Sharpie with things like “I’m a Jew,” “Penis” and multiple swastikas.

Smokin’ Presidents

We here at COED are big fans of tobacco. Yeah, we know it’s bad for you – really, really bad for you. But it’s good for the soul, damnit. Which is why we were so happy to hear rumors that Barack Obama has been smoking like a chimney over the past couple of months, despite trying to kick the habit at the beginning of his Presidential bid.

Top 5 NBA Players Likely To Be The Most Overpaid

Every year, there are plenty of NBA players that collect giant paychecks that don’t deserve to be paid anywhere near what the bottom line says on their tax return.  But let’s face it, the NBA Players Association knows what its doing.  Here we will take a look at the Top 5 players we expect to be the most overpaid players of the season.

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS!

Ladies and gentlemen, ’Yes we can’ just became ‘Yes we did’! In the most historic election in generations and one of the most significant in the history of the Western world, Sen. Barack Obama will be the 44th President of the United States. Wow. Just…wow.

Hottest Hollywood O(bama) Faces

After two extremely long and tedious years, the Presidential horse race is finally coming to a close. There’s been ups and there’s been downs, but more than anything, there’s been an endless barrage of super sexy Hollywood stars getting out to support the celebrity candidate of choice, Barack Obama. There’s so many hotties getting out the vote for this guy, the list is practically the entire population of Hollywood. Luckily for you, we’ve narrowed it down to the Hottest Hollywood O-Faces from this election. (Sorry Rosie O’Donnell.)

So You Want to Funnel a Beer?

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior. If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire. Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite possibly the worst hang over of your life. But no fear because as we know chick dig beer funnels!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Pretty Pretty Promo Girls

Everyone knows sex sells, especially when you’re selling stuff to dudes. And if you ask us, that’s freakin’ awesome. But the best part isn’t the television commercials and magazine advertisements – it’s all the smokin’ hot babes companies hire to put a face (and hot body) to their brand name. Pushing everything from booze to car mufflers, these ‘Promo Girls’ are like a sexy slice of corporate heaven for you to feast your eyes upon. Enjoy.

The Week In Re-Boob: Oct. 27th – November 3rd

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Sex Terrorism at Union College

I heard this really f**ked up story while I was at the game getting loaded. Apparently, some chick on our campus had a bad break with her boyfriend and schemed up a way to get the poor dude back. This chick actually convinced her friend with herpes to seduce the poor guy into unprotected sex. What an evil bitch! Honestly, who uses their friend as a biological weapon to give someone an STD?

The Girls of Texas Tech / Texas Weekend

Halloween Weekend was hard on Colt McCoy’s Texas Longhorns. After being PWND in the first half by Graham Harrell and the Tech Red Raiders, McCoy led a second half comeback vaulting Texas into the lead with less than 90 seconds to go.  As remarkable as it was, it was not remarkable enough.  The Horns were PWND yet again in the final seconds with Harrell’s phenomenal touchdown pass to Michael Crabtree, sealing the deal for the Raiders victory.

The 10 Sexiest Jessica Biel Videos Ever

From her Top 5 Sexiest Internet Moments to our JB Boob Tribute, we loves us some Jessica Biel here at COED. And despite her arrogant claim that she’s too hot for Hollywood, there are still few actresses that can hold a candle to this busty brunette bombshell… at least in the looks department. Rumors are a buzz that Ms. Biel will be donning little more than her birthday suit in an upcoming flick. But until then, The Top 10 Hottest Jessica Biel Videos of All Time will have to suffice.

Listen up all you sex craved, music-loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On last week, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!

Only a few days remain to enter our giveaway that will be awarding one lucky winner the new Eagles of Death Metal CD and the Babeland sex toy package of their dreams (which happens to include everything you need to get down and dirty to some great jams). Luckily for you, there is no purchase necessary and you won’t be competing with us at COED, because we can’t enter.

Eagles of Death Metal Babeland prizepacks include:

Eagles of Death Metal ‘Heart On’ CD
Babeland Pocket Rocket
Megastretch Cockring
1oz. Babelube
1oz. Babeland Massage Oil

All we need is your name, address, and age (must be 18+ years old). Send your information to editor@teamcoed.com by Tuesday, November 10.

Listen up all you sex craved, music loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On today, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!

Like some of us here at Coed, you may be lacking a significant other and have the heavy burden of taking care of your needs solo, or you could just be having boring sex with the same person and need a little spice in your life. Don’t worry, we feel your pain and want to help get you off.

Coed is awarding one lucky winner the new Eagles of Death Metal CD and the Babeland sex toy package of their dreams (which happens to include everything you need to get down and dirty to some great jams). Lucky for you, there is no purchase necessary and you won’t be competing with us at Coed, because we can’t enter.

Eagles of Death Metal Babeland prizepacks include:

Eagles of Death Metal ‘Heart On’ CD
Babeland Pocket Rocket
Megastretch Cockring
1oz. Babelube
1oz. Babeland Massage Oil

All we need is your name, address, and age (must be 18+ years old). Send your information to editor@teamcoed.com by Tuesday, November 10.

Some days, there just isn’t that much interesting happening in the world. But instead of leaving you to click aimlessly through pages of boring news, we thought we’d brighten things up with a couple of tunes to go alone with it. So forget about the election for a while, sit back, relax and get ready to rock out!

Beer Is Better Than Gold, Anyway!

Lehman CEO Punched In Face, Knocked Out at Gym

Jennifer Ellison 2009 Calendar Preview

Brad Pitt Bikes With Barack Obama

Kendra Wilkinson Likes Girls In Bikinis

Peeing On An Electric Fence = BRILLIANT!

My New Favorite Brit Gemma Massey

Seth Petruzelli Has A Wife And She’s Hot!!

Help Bubba The Cat Get A Sex Change

How To Get Back Overdraft Fees From Your Bank

Eagles Of Death Metal “Wannabe In LA”

Halloween Masks Could Predict Election

If You’re Going To Be A Nerd, Do It With Beer

Kristen Bell’s Nipple If You Stare Hard Enough

Join COED’s Facebook Group!

The Top 10 Cars for Douchebags

O.J. Simpson… FINALLY GUILTY!

Simon Pegg Vs. ‘Fat Idiot’ Ricky Gervais

Top 5 Cellphone Busts of 2008

Politician Musicians

Jessica Alba is Gagged and Bound

The Secret To SamRo’s Sexy Bikini Body

Eagles of Death Metal ‘Wannabe in L.A.’ – Video Premiere

The Pros and Cons of Hooking Up With a Man Whore

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed

The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls

Drunk People in Movies

Boy, 7, goes on killing spree in zoo

Now You Can Ride A Playboy Model

What To TiVo: Saturday

How To Choose The Right Coat

Grimace is an Evil Bastard

Music is a funny industry. Like most other art, you’re praised if you’re even remotely aware of the underground and expected to, invariably, recognize the acts of the current mainstream. Myspace has managed to simultaneously make it easier and more difficult to keep up. Sure, there are thousands of new bands on Myspace that you would have never heard of before had it not been for the website–and it can all be very crowding to your musical mind–but they’re also all just a click away now. So get your little fingers ready for some intense clicking action. These Myspace links are probably gonna blow you away. Or…um…I hope at least one of them does.

ONE DAY AS A LION
Were you ever into Rage Against The Machine? How about The Mars Volta? Well, if you said yes to either one of those questions, you should hear the new project between Mr. Political Activism himself; Zach de la Rocha and the previous Mars Volta drummer; Jon Theodore. It’s like they were bored on some Cali beach one day, sipping Pacificos, when they looked at each other and said, “Shit, you know, lets just undo all of the wrong that Audioslave has done.”

Listen to tracks from all the bands after the jump! (more…)