So, by now, you’ve heard the NFL Lockout is over. We would say thank the Lord, but Tim Tebow’s already done that about a bajillion times so we’re good. We received an email from this agency pointing us to a video they created with some players to promote Madden ’12. In the video, Tim Tebow exclaims in his best Bart Scott voice, “Can’t wait!” Little does Tebowner know Scott trademarked that ‘ish.  Looks like the quarterback will be coughing up greenbacks to the Jets linebacker. That’ll teach Timmy to stop quoting people (Jesus is getting pissed, dude). See the video evidence after the jump.

Everything seems better in the past. Television, food, your “game”, and your health were probably much better when you were younger. The reality is that times change and so must companies if they hope to survive. However, some of them have changed for the worst. Call us a bunch of old cynical bastards if you must, but make sure to check out our list of companies that use to be cool after the jump.

Have you ever wanted to smash someones face in, break an arm, or choke someone out? To the guy who just answered “No”, your man-card has been revoked. Sorry, but we’re not sorry! EA Sports MMA has just been released for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. We are happy to report that this is not your typical fighting game. Sorry to all of you button mas… Click to read more

Break out your vuvuzelas, EA’s newest installment of FIFA Soccer has just been released on Nintendo Wii. For soccer fans looking for the most realistic, true to life representation of the game, FIFA 11 is the video game you’ve been waiting for.

EA Sport’s 2010 revival of the 1993, 2-on-2 basketball arcade is a ON FIRE! Released October 5th for the Nintendo Wii, NBA Jam is everything we hoped it would be… Fast paced, totally exaggerated, and outrageous, just like the original!  Making it one of the very few successfully updated video games from the 90s. From “Big Head̶… Click to read more

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EA SPORTS To Move Testing Facility To LSU Campus
One of the largest video game companies in the world will operate a testing facility at LSU in Baton Rouge, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal announced Wednesday.
The EA Sports North American Test Center on the south campus of LSU, creating 20 full-time jobs and nearly 200 part-time positions, Jindal said. Payr… Click to read more

Every calendar year sports titles roll out their latest entries, mostly consisting of updated rosters, one new gameplay feature (that gets nixed the following year) and slight tweaks in the graphic department (high-resolution goatees).
2K Sports, the company that handles MLB exclusively, is well aware of this, and has reevaluated their franchise, reb… Click to read more