Drunk driving kills or injures tens of thousands of people every year, ruining families and destroying lives. But it’s not just others who suffers from drinking and driving – it’s mostly you. So that you can get an idea of how much it actually sucks, here are 10 totally selfish (but totally valid) reasons it sucks to get a DUI.

Everybody knows that drinking and driving is bad. But what other substances don’t mix well with operating a 3000-pound vehicle at 60 MPH? Rather than making you try them all out yourself, this German dude has put together this little video to illustrate the 10 drugs not to take before driving.

If you’ve been drinking, the best course of action is to just stay put (and hopefully hook up with a hot chick.) What you should NOT do is get in a car, suck at driving, get pulled over, and then proceed to do everything exactly opposite to what the cop is asking you to do.