Being a Yankee fan is a full-time job. Anyone who is not a Yankee fan hates the Yankees. It’s gotten a little cliché to hate them, but honestly, I’m fine with it. I’ve put together my case in defense of Yankee fans and encourage any Yankee haters to tune in.

With the Alex Rodriguezs, Ken Griffey Jrs, and Manny Ramirezs of the league getting up in age, it is now time for COED to preview the top five future superstar hitters that are still 25 years old or younger. These are the guys sure to make headlines for years to come. Now, if we can just keep them off the juice…

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If CNBC can project presidential primary winners with only 3-percent of the vote totals in, then we can also take advantage of mathematical impossibility. Thanks to the updated vote tallies released, we can announce the position players who will appear in the 2008 MLB All-Star game taking place at Yankee Stadium on July 15th.
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