Most people know that any plan involving a sh*tty banana suit, lighter fluid and (probably) alcohol is a bad idea all around. But not this guy. At least they had the wherewithal to film it!

Last night, my friend Jane told me the craziest f**king sh*t I’ve ever heard. In fact, I doubt what I’m about to tell you has ever happened before in all of history. But I must say, this story’s not for the feint of heart. So unless you think incredibly horrible things happening to super dumbasses is gut-bustingly hilarious, I’d recommend you stop reading right now. Otherwise, your mind is about to be blown. (more…)

First of all, this guy has to be the most bored person on the entire planet. Because it looks as though he has nothing better to do than climb into giant balloons. Luckily for you, he’s not very good at it…

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I’m not sure if this dude was trying to be a complete and total douche. But if so, he’s succeeded on all fronts. Not only does he know how to ride a unicycle – which, no matter how much you want it is, is never cool – but he tries to ramp the damn thing in the middle of the woods off of a ramp that looks like something from the 13th Century. Then he bites it harder than the stock market. And screams like a little girl. It doesn’t get much better than this.