We all make mistakes, of course. And if you’re lucky, most of those mistakes happen behind closed doors, where the general public can’t see your shame. But sometimes those mistakes happen in broad daylight, in front of all your family, friends, classmates and the opposing team, who just scored a touchdown because of your dumbass.

Put together by the good people at Best Week Ever, we’ve got a gem for you today. You know when someone does something so stupid, you just want them to go away so you can stop being embarrassed for them? Well if not, then you’ve never met this woman. Not only does her bid strategy fail completely, she’s so bad, she throws Drew off his game.

First of all, this guy has to be the most bored person on the entire planet. Because it looks as though he has nothing better to do than climb into giant balloons. Luckily for you, he’s not very good at it…

I love that this guy took the time to carry a golf club and balls up to the top of a humongous mountain in Alberta, and then this happens…

This weekend The Times published an article about the “bimbo delusion,” which is the act of men stereotyping blonde-haired women.

According to studies done by Thierry Meyer, a professor of social psychology at the University of Paris, men subconsciously drop their IQ level upon contact with a blonde.

Men dumb themselves down for blondes exclusively? Interesting theory, but yeah…no.

While I can personally attest to dumbing-down conversation to bimbos, it must be said that the phrase “bimbo” can be used towards any person who comes across as being dumb as a brick.

A rabble-rousing study like this needn’t be broken down: from Guidos to Gingers and names too foul to print, stereotypes nearly always get in the way of a person’s core personality. (Admittingly the article states this exact point.)

But since we’re talking about blondes, let’s at least have some fun with it. I mean, they always have more fun anyways, right?

Check out the Top 5 “Blonde Moments” on Video after the jump.

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Face it: not much is funnier than overly-peppy Cheerleaders smacking their already-empty skulls into gym mats, other Cheerleaders and the marching band.

Well, maybe the only thing funnier is watching some idiot in the marching band screw up their footing and cause a domino effect, toppling the entire squad in one deft, daft move.

Check out the bloopers after the jump! (more…)

The great state of South Carolina is represented flawlessly by Ms. South Carolina, a blonde, dumb-as-bricks girl who sputtered out delicious quotes on the subject of U.S. maps during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.

In less than a minute Lauren Caitlin Upton’s brain is able to wax political about the United States’ lack of maps, “The Iraq,” South Africa, “Asian Countries,” education and “everywhere, like and such as.”

I’m 100% positive that she memorized the most-searched political words and phrases on Ask Jeeves when preparing for the pageant.

I’m also 100% positive that I’ll use her answer as my new monologue the next time I audition for a part in a feature film.

Watch the video after the jump.

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