What does it mean to be a man in this day and age of being forced to watch Real Housewives of New Jersey with your girlfriend after an afternoon of manscaping? AskMen is on a mission to answer that question. The survey kicks off this week with questions about dating, sex, and how many men a woman has to sleep with before you start considering her to be too promiscuous. Keep your idea of manhood intact by taking the survey today.

Hear that? Off in the distance? That’s time ticking, and church bells ringing. There’s a pretty decent chance that you’re on the path to marriage. Many guys meekly give in to the inevitable, letting the lady do as she wishes. Sure, gotta give them credit, they often do beautiful jobs. But they rarely reflect the guy. No more. Here’s a guide to the ultimate Dude wedding, to help make this ridiculous experience just a little bit awesome.

Why learn about the anatomy of a girl if you can’t even get near it. You need the Anatomy of the Bar Scene. Because there are only so many nights you can waste on a lame party.

You’re a dude, right? You like stuff that’s made for dudes like you right? You’re gonna love this all new episode of Yoga 4 Dudes. Brought to you by the fine folks at Ripe TV.… Click to read more

Dorm living always brings along one of those douchy cheeseballs who finds motivation in hanging an inspirational poster on their wall.
Winners (Three dudes running in the sun rise): While most are dreaming of success, winners wake-up and work hard to achieve it.
Integrity (Waves crashing on a rocky beach): Integrity comes when character is tested; keep tr… Click to read more

Q: White jeans? Alright for a straight man to wear? If so, is there a specific time of the year they are acceptable?
—Mike Stevens
A: Short answers: Yes. Of course. Not really.
We don’t know where the notion that only gay men can wear white jeans came from, but we don’t like it one bit. They’re are a required item in any Magnificent BastardR… Click to read more