All you wussies who think you’re badass because you can play Guitar Hero on “expert” are about to get taken down a notch – because this kid can do it while solving a g*ddamn Rubik’s cube!! Of course, he’s probably never kissed a girl, but that’s just because they don’t know his skills…

I like kids and all, but anytime somebody comes up with a plan to scare the ever-living crap out of them, I’m all for it. And so is this dude, who covers his entire body in seaweed and then leaps out when the children come over to investigate what the hell that giant pile of seaweed is. Something tells me they’re all wishing they still wore diapers.

Ah, summer–a time to enjoy the outdoors, soak in some sun, check out chicks and drink till you can’t even find your car keys, let alone use them. (That’s what we call responsible.) Trouble is, sex on the beach and tequila sunrises sound summery, but any dude who drinks them should be beaten with a bar stool.

So to avoid any incidental injury this summer, stick to COED’s refreshing list of 9 Essential Summer Dude Drinks. If there’s even a splash of pink in these cocktails, you can kick our asses.

(Click on the pic for ingredients and recipes.)

This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.

Let that sink in for a moment.

For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:

Pros: You look bigger, girls are more willing to do naughty things to you, “bald is beautiful” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine).

Cons: Hot wax applied to your nether regions/crack, dried, then RIPPED OFF (along with all that unsightly hair). Yum.

I – along with ladies everywhere – just need to know: is this for real? Can we begin to look forward to our men (literally) feeling our pain/oral stimulation minus the hair hurdle?

In what would seem a moment of incredible shared stupidity, 17 girls at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts made a secret pact to get pregnant, and did. With teachers and administrators confused by the increase in knocked-up students–four times last year’s amount–the girls were doing whoever they could to get a bun in the oven. One of the girls even boned a homeless dude. (more…)

You’re a dude, right? You like stuff that’s made for dudes like you right? You’re gonna love this all new episode of Yoga 4 Dudes. Brought to you by the fine folks at Ripe TV.