Chicks, man. Know what I’m sayin’? They come in all shapes and sizes. In high school, unless you either A) got lucky and had a girl hype you up to her friends or B) had a cool kid take you under his wing, you were pretty much left in the dark when it came to navigating the scene. Your chances of hooking up SKYROCKET once you move into the freshman dorms. So, let COED be ‘that guy’ who gives you the lowdown on the girls living on your floor.

Having a girl over to watch a movie — it really is an ancient knob on the door leading into the ecstasy of sex. If you pick the wrong movie to watch with her your balls might end up feeling blue. Here is a list of ten movies that will do anything but blue your balls. In fact, they will most likely get you laid.

All you wussies who think you’re badass because you can play Guitar Hero on “expert” are about to get taken down a notch – because this kid can do it while solving a g*ddamn Rubik’s cube!! Of course, he’s probably never kissed a girl, but that’s just because they don’t know his skills…

I like kids and all, but anytime somebody comes up with a plan to scare the ever-living crap out of them, I’m all for it. And so is this dude, who covers his entire body in seaweed and then leaps out when the children come over to investigate what the hell that giant pile of seaweed is. Something tells me they’re all wishing they still wore diapers.

Ah, summer–a time to enjoy the outdoors, soak in some sun, check out chicks and drink till you can’t even find your car keys, let alone use them. (That’s what we call responsible.) Trouble is, sex on the beach and tequila sunrises sound summery, but any dude who drinks them should be beaten with a bar stool.
So to avoid any incidental injury t… Click to read more

This week’s US Weekly magazine reports that dudes – Diddy and Jay-Z, among them – are following in their lady’s footsteps and hopping on the Bikini Wax bandwagon.
Let that sink in for a moment.
For those of you who don’t know much about bikini waxing (beyond how hot it is when a girl has just gotten one), I will sum it up for you:
Pros: You look bigger, girls are more w… Click to read more

In what would seem a moment of incredible shared stupidity, 17 girls at Gloucester High School in Massachusetts made a secret pact to get pregnant, and did. With teachers and administrators confused by the increase in knocked-up students–four times last year’s amount–the girls were doing whoever they could to get a bun in the oven. One… Click to read more

You’re a dude, right? You like stuff that’s made for dudes like you right? You’re gonna love this all new episode of Yoga 4 Dudes. Brought to you by the fine folks at Ripe TV.… Click to read more