This man is about to have a heart attack, I just can’t decide from what. Either it’s because he’s so pissed off at the verdict or because he’s excited because of what will happen to that “whore” in jail. Oh wait, she’s already got time served? Well then someone will “snatch her @ss up in the street.” I don’t doubt for one f*cking second that if this guy could get out of bed, he would be the one “putting duct tape around her mouth.” Watch America’s finest react to America’s worst after the jump!.

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