Ah, to be a famous actor. The women, the house, the cars, the FREE drinks! We’ve already provided you with the reasons why it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood. One reason is you can drink your face off and people will still love you (unlike that b*tch who slapped you at the bar last night). So, while we can’t BE the actors on our list, we certainly wouldn’t mind the next best thing: drinking WITH them. We chose some for their ass-getting abilities, some for their war stories, and some for their sheer insanity. See who made the cut, vote in our poll, and let us know if you have any additions in the comments section after the jump.

Drunk people are fun: they can’t walk in a straight line and they have trouble saying “no.” And if your buddy is completely hammered, you can get him to do things he wouldn’t normally do sober, like pick up a fat girl (both literally and in the ‘porking’ sense) or try to learn how to fly. While there are many benefits to being drunk, there’s a dark underbelly that accompanies alcohol as well. For those of us who don’t know our boundaries, we can end up with vomit all over our shirts, passed out naked on a park bench or handcuffed in the back of a paddy wagon. So what kind of drunk are you? Are you a crybaby, annoying or just a raving lunatic? Find out after the jump!

• 10 Worst Types Of Drunks

• Kitten Doesn’t Want to Wake Up

• Carmen Electra Is A Sex Freak

• Teen Gives Home Team Middle Finger

• Horny Burglar Stealing Blow-up Dolls

• Topless Boxing [NSFW]

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