We can’t explain it, but there’s just something about seeing girls kissing each other that causes a man to drop whatever he’s doing and stare. Which is probably why girls get drunk and start slathering smooches all over each other every chance they get. But whatever the reason, it’s F’ing awesome. So to celebrate this fantastic female feature, we’ve compiled photos of 317 drunk girls kissing, for your dirty, rotten pleasure. Enjoy!

The first rule of drinking is: Don’t f*cking pass out while everybody else is still drinking. Because if you do, horrible, embarrassing, terrible things will happen to you during your inebriated slumber. Sorry, but that’s just how it works. And if you need any more convincing, check out this massive collection of 210 drunken shaming photos that are so shameful, you’ll never feel safe drinking with your “friends” again.

Let’s face it, crazy sh*t happens when you’re drunk. That’s just part of the deal (and part of the fun). But we all know that sometimes, things can get a bit too crazy. Maybe you get in a fight or drunk dial the wrong girl (Mom?) or end up in jail. Fine, it’s all just part of the deal. Unless you’re this guy…

If there’s one stereotype that never needs to be put to rest, it’s that Russians drink a hell of a lot of vodka – because it’s true. In fact, they drink so much vodka, that even their stunts require a healthy dosage, just to pull off the trick. You know, unless you think this guy is sober…

In the long list of why boobs are amazing, motorboating sits right up there at the top of the best things you can do with them in public, without getting arrested. It’s just one of those activities that makes everything in life seem good – we highly recommend it. And with July 4th coming up quickly, there’s going to ample opportunity for some drunken party girl motorboating…

In college, this is called “shaming” and happens pretty much anytime someone falls asleep. But in whatever country this is from, it’s called art. Either that, or they actually have a show about shaming people who are sleeping with toothpaste and like to put silly ass music to it. Either way, this is weird as hell.

We’d like to introduce you to one of the many mysteries of the human female – the boob circle. Most often spotted in pictures taken at bars and parties, the boob circle has no known origin. In fact, we have no idea why it exists at all, or how they happen at all. Does one girl just yell, “Hey, let’s stand in a circle, pull our t*ts out and take a picture!”? We have no clue. Oh well, who cares? Boobs!

Passers-by were shocked and disgusted after a notorious end-of-exams party lived up to its reputation with students binge drinking. The party saw bikini-clad students struggling to stand up and vomiting at midday on a Sunday afternoon. The party was organized by the Wyverns – an all-male Magdalene College drinking society…

Meet Steve, our beloved COED editor who was extremely late for work today. His frantic excuse for why he’d woken up long after the workday had already begun involved some drunken combination of an off-Broadway play, about four bars, an after party and a few steps that are still yet to be remembered – one of which resulted in him finding a card in his pocket from “Fat Annie’s Truck Stop,” with his own phone number written on it, when he finally arrived at the office.

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