I’m 100% against shaming people when they pass out drunk (mostly because I’m the one who passes out first) but tonight I would be okay with tape-facing. Why? Because today is Cellophane Tape Day! Today, 81 years ago, Richard Gurley Drew patented the adhesive tape we now know as Scotch Tape. It has many wonderful uses, the best of which involves faces. As a child, I’m sure you taped your nose up to look like a pig. Now that we’re older children, we tape our drunk friends’ faces to make them look like The Elephant Man’s love child. Enjoy the best of the best after the jump!

Getting hammered is super duper fun neato, gang. You get to steal cop cars, hook up with girls out of your league, and take multiple punches to the dome without feeling anything. However, the most crucial portion of a drunken night is the ending. It separates the men from the boys. Those who can keep their composure and last longer will reap the benefits. Those who pass out in front of everyone… well, they’re free game. Last year we brought you the Most Shameful Drunken Shamings. Today, we present the most EXTREME Drunken Shamings. See the pics after the jump!

The invention of clear adhesive tape was a wondrous thing. Whether you are posting flyers, repairing torn dollar bills, adhering toothpick swords to your G.I. Joe’s, or fashioning a life-size sculpture of a giraffe, this product will serve your needs with great effectiveness. But, by far, the most entertaining use for this tape is to wrap it around your face (or the face of your blackout drunk buddy.) It’s ability to hold your skin in it’s utterly mangled expression is unparalleled. Why did 3M never run with these pictures on their billboards?

The first rule of drinking is: Don’t f*cking pass out while everybody else is still drinking. Because if you do, horrible, embarrassing, terrible things will happen to you during your inebriated slumber. Sorry, but that’s just how it works. And if you need any more convincing, check out this massive collection of 210 drunken shaming photos that are so shameful, you’ll never feel safe drinking with your “friends” again.

We here at COED are huge fans of the drunk shaming. So for this reason, we’re giving away tons of free Role Models DVDs and schwag to the readers who can send us the absolute best drunk shaming photos available. Here is how it works…