Today’s WTF news items feature a man who needs to get sponsored by Busch Beer ASAP, a 92 year old woman in Florida who just wants to hook up, and Face Off the movie is no longer fiction! Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a new brand of condom that will probably do more for abstinence than any other method known to man, a Kentucky man that got blown then blew a sobriety test, and a groom who was spitting up blood and still managed to get married. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a drunk doctor in search of some drive-thru booze in Massachusetts, a group of Cowboys who saved a horse with its own manure in Memphis, and a Chinese dude who’s a real Family Guy… family is super important to him. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

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2008 was a year of great accomplishment for many professional athletes. For others it was a year of total FAIL! Sure, many failed on the field, but it was their idiotic actions in the off time that we will remember for years and years to come. From steroids and pot to the unfortunate DUI, let us remember: The Year in Sports: Substance Abuse Edition.

You may remember the lovely Kara Goucher from the Bejing Olympics… probably not because she finished 9th in the 5000m and 10th in the 10000m , but more likely because of the attention a certain Redeem Team player was throwing her way.
Well, today the married Mrs. Goucher is making headlines again, finishing an impressive third with a time of 2 hours, 25 m… Click to read more

Incubus Goes Back to College
Incubus lead singer Brandon Boyd and guitarist Mike Einziger have decided to go back to college. The band has taken a yearlong break, and Boyd has decided to enroll at a Los Angeles-area art school, while Einziger is going to Harvard.
“[I'm going] back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool,” says Boyd to People. “I never reall… Click to read more

Drinking too much is bad. Urging people to drink safely and stay away from their car after a few beers is good. Using a half-naked chick to tell people drinking too much is bad, especially if they want to drive…is really confusing to say the least.
Arrive Alive, an organization devoted to ending drunk driving, has recently begun a prevention campaign that cons… Click to read more