When was the last time you drank beer straight out of the can? Probably like 7th grade. Real drinkers know that you shouldn’t be drinking it unless the beer is running down a plastic tube, straight down your throat. If you father didn’t teach you that, he failed at raising a real man. Because let’s be honest, everyone from babes to grannies know the beer bong is the way to go. Sure there will be beer bong fails and sure there will be times when you regret doing it all. But at the end of the day it’s a wonderful way to spend time with loved ones.