Has it finally happened? Are people finally ready to stop taking cheap shots at Britney Spears (both literally and figuratively) and start locking her up?
Maybe, according to the swarm of paps:

You would think it was the night of Princess Di’s accident the way all forms of media clustered around the ambulance housing Britney Spears, who was under the i… Click to read more

What a perfect post to make at 4:20.
VH1, purveyors of poor taste, will add yet another reality show to their already-overstuffed repertoire in January, titled Celebrity Rehab. The show will feature drugged-up celebs fighting with addiction while playing up their troubles for the camera.
I know, I know – it all sounds a bit redundant, doesn’t… Click to read more

Could it be?! Lindsay Lohan is a rehab success story? She’s come a long way since this or this and this and don’t forget about this or this and this.

Here are some recent pics so judge for yourself.… Click to read more

Money can buy everything – except class.
As many high-powered, million-dollar celebs have proven, you can’t take the trash out of the trailer park. No amount of PR primping and upper-class etiquette will change the following celebrities love for all that’s ignorant, greasy and grimy, y’all!
Check out the Top 10 after the jump!… Click to read more

I believe the song from the South Park movie goes, “There are times when you get suckered in, by drugs and alcohol and sex with women. But it’s when you do these things too much that you become an addict and have to get back in touch.”
Mr. Mackey left something out of that little ditty: the video game World of Warcraft.… Click to read more

Guy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun)
Custom officers find a bunch of ecstasy stuffed inside a Mr. Potato Head. (AFP)
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn! Burn motherf***er, burn! (Boston Globe)
Actual headline: “Leapfrogging Mayor Bruises Toma… Click to read more

If there was any drug in the entire world that doesn’t need a medical breakthrough to fix the side-effects it’s cocaine, the drug of denial. Crack and heroin may be worse, but cocaine is considered classy and cool, unfortunately.
Cocaine is only for douchebag losers who can’t get laid without packing dust into a teenager’s nasal p… Click to read more

Mouse Party is a flash program developed by the University of Utah that allows you to see what effects various drugs have on virtual mice.
What did I learn after spending 15 minutes using this this “educational” tool?
The cocaine mouse is a jumpy douche bag who’s wiggin’ out in the corner of the cage because everyone is out to kill him… Click to read more

Ahhhhhh TV druggies! There have been so many classic cases of celebrities being stoned out of their minds during TV appearances. (See these clips: Crispin Glover, aka George McFly on David Letterman and James Brown trippin’ balls.)
I’ve never seen TV sitcom stars eff’ed up on camera though…well at least until I saw this list call… Click to read more

Tom Cruise asks the eternal question: “Who farted?” (AZ Central)
UK fitness levels for women are “At an all-time low.” Who cares? I say let it all hang out, ladies – oh, you are? Gross. Pack it back in. (Sky News)
Irony alert: candy given away by a teenager at an “alternative school” presumably laced with drugs. T… Click to read more

Barbiturate Bodyguard: Owen Wilson opts for a “sober companion” to help him avoid using any drugs – for $750 a day. (Dlisted)
Meg Lost Her Legs: The White Stripes have cancelled their Austin City Limits performance due to Meg White having “acute anxiety.” Not cute. (Stereogum)
You Got Served: Waiter in Fort Lauderdale sav… Click to read more

Amy Winehouse has spun completely out of control.
Bruised and battered from a scuffle with her “husband” Blake Fielder-Civil, 23-year-old Winehouse looked very much the mess on London streets early Thursday morning. This is certainly one of those cases where even the paparazzi reveals a heart – if only after taking pictures of the blo… Click to read more

Cops, man. Always ruining our crazy, college fun – pulling us over on road trips, breaking up the parties, arresting our friends. Why, because we break the law and do illegal things? Pshhaa, whatever.Like NWA said, eff the police, right?!?
Right! There are in fact, many ways around the law, especially when it comes to doing the things we all know we do an… Click to read more

How many times have you heard, “Dude, I got so high last weekend, I slept with this random chick, dismantled some mailboxes, passed out in front of my friend’s dorm and I don’t even remember how I got home?â€?
Um, never. It’s much more likely you’ll hear: “Dude, I got so high last weekend, I watched “Half Bakedâ€? like 5 times in a row, ate my roomma… Click to read more