You know that guy who didn’t slow down the partying after college, but instead actually kicked it into high gear? The one who never used to do drugs and now decided that its an appropriate time to start blowing lines? Well here’s the funniest parody of the saddest character in the world: the trust-fund baby who wouldn’t even know good coke i… Click to read more

This morning WPIX reported that Angelica Cecora, the 25 year old Playboy model who cross-throwing cross-dresser Oscar de la Hoya allegedly forced to perform extreme drug-fueled sex acts last March at the Ritz Carlton appeared in court to follow through with her $5 million lawsuit. The news first broke back in mid-November 2011. De la Hoya said his name was &… Click to read more

In case you weren’t aware, this Intervention Supercut is literally four and half minutes of straight crack, booze, heroin, and whippits… and old women stripper t*ts. The early Academy Award nomination (or at least a Nick Kid’s Choice Award) goes to Robert Gauldin for editing the beauty of a scene between 3:05-3:08. Set to the song “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship, there’s no better way to start your morning than by seeing other people fail at life.

As many of you know, the Mayans have explained that we’ve got less than a year to live. Why not go out in style? A great barometer of your partying should be the following: even if the Mayan-theory goes the way of the Rapture (i.e. revealed to be total cockamamie horsesh*t)** your life should still be over in a year. To get a great headstart on the beginning of the end, you should take our advice and try to do at least three of the five things you’ll find after the jump!

The Red Sox collapse has gotten a ton of coverage and the blame seems to have shifted almost entirely to the revelation that Jon Lester, Josh Beckett and John Lackey drank beers and ate fried chicken during the game on their days off. While it might seem crazy to the novice fan, their antics pale in comparison to these five in-game partiers. Watch the Red Sox pitchers in Kevin Fowler’s “Hell Yeah, I Like Beer” music video then check out our list of top 5 in-game partiers below. Let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump

So this is why I see so many f*cking kids at dubstep and electronic music shows: kids are eating ecstasy for breakfast. C’mon kids, you have to at least have something in your stomach before you go munching on a whole bowl of rolls and womp your training bra off with dancing bears. When I was a kid, my mom used to make me drink soy milk and corn flakes before sending me off to school – this girl just gets right into the real breakfast of champions without a second thought. Maybe we should start giving kids rolls at a young age. It’s obviously not affecting her imagination (she’s dancing with stuffed bears wearing karate belts). Check out the girl with serious holes in her brain after the jump!

We here at COED don’t encourage the use of illegal substances, but we recognize that you’re not going to listen to our advice anyways. That’s why we’ve pulled together this list of other psychoactive drugs that you can try out when / if you get bored with or run out of weed. Make sure your bags are packed, because we’re about to take you on a trip to the garden of your dreams after the jump.

Everyone knows that drugs exist on college campuses, it’s just that there’s a massive difference between selling them and using them. Considering that both the school and the government don’t want any drug-related incidents on-campus, it’s no surprise that every so often a local dealer will get busted. These ten dealers were making some ‘A student’ money, but should have studied their subject a little more. Check out the list of the ten biggest college drug busts in US history after the jump.

When you think of marijuana, your brain might not immediately jump to the idea of an increased libido. While this might be because you’re so stoned that your brain and the word “immediately” don’t go so well together, it also might be because of the slow and lazy connotations that are often associated with the herb. Used in the proper ways and amounts, though, you just might begin to experience sex in ways you never imagined possible. Check out the how and the why to sex while high after the jump.

Medical marijuana is slowly gaining acceptance in the U.S. Just recently New Jersey passed legislation decriminalizing the pot doctor’s prescription. Still, the plant’s frowned upon for all the wrong reasons. We could go on about why it’s asinine for the government to continue to expound valuable resources to burn it down, but we’d be here all millennium. Instead, we focus on the financial gains gone down the tube with our list of the biggest marijuana busts in U.S. history. Check it out after the jump.

There are too many things to do and not enough hours in the day. It’s true. You don’t have to go to that party tonight when you have 4 back to back hours of finals tomorrow. And you don’t have to jump on the hotel treadmill in Vegas after drinking all day at the pool before going clubbing. You don’t have to but…um…. well, these will help you do it all. Check out the full rundown after the jump.

You’re just about to take a beastly hit from your green and orange flecked dragon bong when you hear a knock on your door. “Who is it?” You ask nervously. “Mom!” is the reply. All that matters in your life comes down to the next few seconds. Where the f*ck are you going to quickly stash your bong? WHERE? Well lucky for you, you’ve read our post on the best places to hide your bong. Check it out after the jump!

Some movies are great just to watch for recreation. Others require a higher level of inspection to glean what the makers want viewers to experience. Smoking marijuana obviously induces loss of short-term memory and a lack of concentration in some, but for all those functional stoners out there, the following movies will only be enhanced with a little help f… Click to read more

So, we decided to call our new weekly weed column “The Weedly Column”. In it, our dank dude Greg delves into the difficulty of job searches for recent graduates that may or may not smoke pot. Topics that are discussed include the various types of tests, stereotypes associated with potheads, your rights as a citizen, and choices that you have. Check out our highly acclaimed article after the jump!

After interviewing a 21-year-old college student last week about her views on weed etiquette, we decided it would be dank to get another perspective on the guidelines for ganja goodness. We triangulated the position of an anonymous dope dealing 21-year-old college student who was willing to let the monkey out of the bottle on the dealer’s POV. Prepare to get a glimpse into the world of drugs through the glazed and glassy eyes of a marijuana dealer. Check out the full interview after the jump.