Look, I don’t have a driver’s license or even a permit at the moment, but I know that I can drive better than this retard. He legitimately hits the only thing on an open road that could possibly be blocking his way – those pylons that come from out of the ground. I’ve been wanting to see these pylons tool up a car ever since I first saw them in action. I bet he’s from Jersey, those idiots always drive like as*holes. Check out the guy going full retard after the jump.

When I hit a golf ball at full power, my drive distance is 230-250 yards. That’s how far I’ve hit it for years with my Calloway & that’s the way it was the TaylorMade R9 I demoed during three trips to the range this weekend. My one gripe with these two clubs is that I have natural left to right slice, making it a crap shoot as to whether or not the ball will land on the fairway. Then I tried the Nike SQ DYMO STR8-FIT…