With the economy in the crapper, who has money to spend out at the bars? I don’t know about you, Mr. Moneybags, but in my opinion $10 NYC drinks are a major ripoff. Not only are bar drinks over priced, but some events and locations don’t serve alcohol, like at all. Not even wine. So, how do we make this situation better? With the Disposable Flask, of course!

Despite the fact that we’re in the process of smothering Mother Earth with a handkerchief soaked in CO2 and oil, the whole “going green” thing seems to be taking a hell of a lot longer than one might guess, considering the consequences. But that’s all about to change with a new, ingenious way to make beer.

Tonight, Major League Baseball’s biggest hitters will come out for the overhyped, glorified batting practice we all know and love: The Home Run Derby, 2009. So to add some extra juice to the bat-bash, the good folks at HomRunDerby.com have put together the quintessential Derby drinking game. This thing will leave you so sloshed, you’ll start stumbling around like the Mets.

For many drink enthusiasts, Scotch and Bourbon stand strongest at opposite ends of the “brown spirit” battlefield. To the West, the sweet punch to the face of Bourbon, America’s whiskey; to the East, Scotch whisky — a deep, smoky Highland warrior. While plenty of whisky drinkers cross sides, most have their favorite kind. Far more, however, couldn’t tell the difference between a Maker’s Mark and a Johnnie Walker…

Hell yes, it’s time to do some drinkin’! You’re showered, dressed to the nines and you’ve got zero responsibilities before 2PM the next day. But before you start downing pints, it might be a good idea to get a little preview of what you’re alcoholic evening is going to look like. Here we’ve detailed the five stages of a drunken night, and needless to say, it doesn’t end pretty. But so what? You’re drunk!

Well, school’s over for the year.  You former freshman have moved back in with your parents and secured that summer job and, after the first couple of weeks, have discovered a sad truth: while you’re a college student, summers blow.
You’re working forty hour weeks in menial labor.  None of your college buddies are around anymore.  Your p… Click to read more

Researchers found that among more than 2,000 college students with drinking problems, those who admitted to “extreme” drinking — eight or more drinks in day for men, five or more for women — were more likely than their peers to have suffered a recent alcohol-related injury.

Holy frijoles it’s Cinco de F’ing Mayo! And that means as much tequila drinking as you can cram into 24 hours. So, since margaritas get old some time around 4PM, we’ve compiled recipes from our two favorite Tequila makers, Don Julio and Patrón, for 16 of the tastiest tequila cocktails (other than margaritas), to help give your May 5th a dose of much-needed variety.

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo – and anyone with access to alcohol is going to be celebrating the beautiful tradition of getting wasted off their ass, Mexico-style. So to give you an idea of what you’re in for, we’re re-posting my first-hand experience with the joys hazards of downing a little too much of the Mexican liquor…

We recently had this girl on the Site, peeling a banana with her feet, which was awesome. But this week, she’s upped the ante by doing a tequila shot, yep, you guessed it, with her feet! Besides the fact that this is probably the slowest, most pain in the ass way to get drunk ever, something tells me this could really take off at sorority parties. *Fingers crossed*

Though we’ve all heard that there are future employers, spouses, and murderers who are going to look us up on Facebook to stalk our past indiscretions, how many of us can truly say that our Facebooks are rated PG? While I remember myself painstakingly deleting every picture with the slightest reference of alcohol before I entered college…

It’s no secret that drinking and motor skills don’t mix. And as this video so awesomely demonstrates, that includes trying to punch your friend in the shoulder while being a hilarious high school kid. Not quite so sure why the other dude starts playing the drums on him man-boobs, though…

As long as there has been drinking there has also been drinking games. I’m sure the ancient Egyptians played quarters when chugging their ancient beer. The goal off the drinking game is to get sh!t-faced. Some drinking games are great while others are just plain lame. Here are the lamest:

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s official: You people love to party. OK, that’s no surprise. But how you party has been a mystery to the world at large, until now. The good men at Asylum.com have taken up the noble task of polling party-goers to find out exactly how you sons-of-bitches tick. And now, with over 83,000 votes cast, the mysteries have been solved…

Nothing accompanies a night of copious drinking like a good prop – and what better prop than a freakin’ Viking horn beer bong?! (Hint: There isn’t one.) With this sweet accessory, instead of just being some pu$$y college kid at a party, you’re magically transformed into a pillaging tyrant of the open seas.