No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. This week, we feature a Hall of Fame level gallery of MJ, Vida Guerra, Irresponsible Pet Rocks, a library of Man Knowledge, how to make wine from flowers, making kegs from watermelons, whether or not Steve Jobs is in heaven, and much more. Check it out after the jump!

What could be more awesome than watching #1 Oklahoma battle #5 Florida State on ABC’s Saturday Night College Football Game of the Week?… WATCHING IT WASTED!?!?!? Thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed while watching the big game has never been so easy. Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one or seventeen. It’s just that simple, Pardner.

Tired of being a chump? Check out some ways to elevate your game at and around the beer pong table.

Gone are the days of prying the bathroom door off the wall, or hauling dad’s old ping pong table out from the dark and dirty basement just to get a game of beer pong started. Designed specifically for portability and ease of use, the Pong A Long.com 8ft portable beer pong table is the #1 best selling beer pong table on the market.

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A fresh drinking game has spread like herpes all over several college campuses. No ping pong balls. No playing cards. No red cups…But only a Smirnoff Ice. Although we know that herpes in your mouth would be preferable to a Smirnoff Ice, that is exactly the point of this simple but clever new channel for chugging. You’ve been iced! Check out of bro’s getting “Iced” at BrosIcingBros.com.

Mark Twain once said that “golf is a good walk spoiled.”
We here at COED wonder what he would have thought of Bar Golf. One thing is for sure: it would have been tough to play on a riverboat.
Here’s how you play.
In Bar Golf, holes are represented by bars. Nine holes is standard, but you can play a full round of 18 holes if you are a bad-a**, or Irish… Click to read more

Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, drink!
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College football just wouldn’t be same without Brent Musburger.  And thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed won’t be either.  It’s pretty easy to play.  Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one.  It’s just that simple, Pardner.
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Film School Rejects is dedicated to one thing: drunkenness. The site has been slowly turning its readers into stumbling drunk fools by making drinking games out of each weeks new movie releases.Take a look at some of the most ridiculous drinking games of 2008 — some of which will definitely lead to death if done correctly. As a bonus, there’s a special d… Click to read more

College football just wouldn’t be same without Brent Musburger.  And thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed won’t be either.  It’s pretty easy to play.  Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one.  It’s just that simple, Pardner.
Note: Pa… Click to read more