September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Cleveland, Ohio: population approximately 478,000. Chief export: mediocrity. The sports scene is in shambles: the best Cleveland Brown is, actually, Cleveland Brown of The Cleveland Show, and the best Indians team of the past 30 years featured Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes/Omar Epps and the president from 24. The one thing they had going for them, Lebron James, is about to leave the city. Goodbye to their last hope for fixing their crippling economy.

Despite the entire country being on an ongoing “make everything politically correct” spree for the past decade, there are still several sport teams with incredibly offensive mascots and names. In the meantime, we’re left cheering for our teams while yelling out racial slurs.

Besides the local news weatherman, the TV game show announcer is hands down the most annoying of all television personalities. Luckily for us, we have the ability to change the channel or hit the mute button on the remote. But as you will see in this clip, Rich Fields’ family is not so fortunate.

Put together by the good people at Best Week Ever, we’ve got a gem for you today. You know when someone does something so stupid, you just want them to go away so you can stop being embarrassed for them? Well if not, then you’ve never met this woman. Not only does her bid strategy fail completely, she’s so bad, she throws Drew off his game.

Are you having some questions about who to vote in your state’s presidential primary? A lot of the candidates’ policies and views seem the same, thus making a difficult distinction between which one deserves your vote.
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Jamie Sadler, a 19 year old student at the University of Florida, was not only the first contestant to play for money, but was also the first contestant to net $1,000,000 on the new CBS game show “Power of 10.” The show hosted by Drew Carey features contestants predicting the results of polls of Americans on topics concerning politics and pop cult… Click to read more

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