For those who watched the 83rd Annual Academy Awards Sunday night and were unimpressed, we’d like to take you back to the 61st and 62nd annual ceremonies thanks to the photography of Alan Light. Just about everybody enjoys taking a stroll down memory lane, and many times that jaunt can jog a fuzzy (and funny) sense of nostalgia. Back in ’89-’90, Natalie Portman was 7-8 years old, Kirk Douglas was 72-73 years old (I’ll let that sink in), Demi was still with Bruce, Tom Cruise wasn’t worshipping aliens, and River Phoenix was alive. The 61st edition was notable for not having a host while Rain Man swept most of the major categories. The 62nd ceremony saw Billy Crystal MC while Driving Miss Daisy picked up the most wins. Enjoy these rare red carpet and behind the scenes pics after the jump!

Growing up is hard. Especially when you’re famous at a very early age. Many child actors are unable to lead a normal childhood and turn to the fast lane, Hollywood lifestyle of drugs and booze. Some, like Drew Barrymore, are able to pull out of the tailspin, some fade into oblivion (to the dismay of their fans), and others look like they’ve never aged! Hell, you might be watching a child star on your TV or in the theater later and not even know it! So, buckle up, hop in our DeLorean, ‘cuz we’re doin’ a little time travel with these “Then and Now” pics of famous faces.

“The Golden Girls” 25th anniversary collection comes out today (11/9). For seven years, this NBC sitcom about the lives of four vibrant older women – Rose Nylund, Blanche Devereaux, Dorothy Zbornak, and Sophia Petrillo – enthralled audiences of all ages. The show is a staple of television history and a favorite for millions of fans around the world. Knowing the entertainment biz, there’s a good chance we’ll see a remake of this classic. So, which of today’s actresses would make suitable replacements 20, 30, or even 40 years down the road?

For anyone that has ever laughed at a movie, Saul Austerlitz’s Another Fine Mess: A History of American Film Comedy is a must read. Whether you’re a film buff or not, this anthology holds nothing back when it comes to tackling the genre of comedy in American film.

As What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, Smallville began its 10th season earlier this week so the CW sent out pics of Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl. Though Laura is super hot, we wondered what other super sexy celebrities would look like in the Supergirl outfit. It didn’t take us long to find legions of photoshopped fakes featuring your favorite femme fatales in the good old blue, red, and gold. We’ve never been more jealous of the letter, ‘S’. Up, up, and away!

After initial estimates crowned “The Last Exorcism” as king of last weekend’s box office, the final tally showed “Takers” edged out the “get out of my daughter, Devil” thriller. By the way, CRAZY ending in TLE. Hopefully, you’ve avoided all spoiler alerts. I didn’t. Frowny face. This week’s entries feature big ass knives, long distance relationships, international espionage, chicks basketball, vampires, dogs, jailbait, Chinese trains, and 9/11. We’re holding your eyeballs hostage until The Discovery Channel starts airing some earth-friendly programming!

Chances are that more than a few of you have committed yourselves to a long distance relationship. Cue the lonely nights, the drunk dials, the mostly-failed attempts at phone sex (or for those abroad- – Skype sex). Sure, the fist few weeks won’t be so bad. You’ll hang out with your single friends at the bar and mock their embarrassing hook ups. Pretty soon, though, you’ll be wishing you could fall into bed with something other than beer bloat and a hot pocket.

There’s absolutely no point in killing off a movie character who has no name recognition. We’re more into killing off the big name movie stars like Drew Barrymore. And if we’re super into seeing A-list stars get murdered in movies, we’re also way into fantasizing about hanging out with these movie losers. Of course we’re only hanging out with them if they promise to stop blasting the 5 most overrated movie songs on their walkmans.

Here is a look at the hot new DVD’s hitting stores this week.

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• College Bowl Games = College Cheerleaders

• Holly Madison Hotness Will Sober You Up

• Drew Barrymore Loves Iron Maiden

• These Ladies Will Confess Anything

• This Isn’t Your Parent’s Bible

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