Sweet Jesus, where in the wide world of women did this blue-eyed, blond bombshell come from? Answer: The Netherlands! At 23-year-old, Doutzen is taking the modeling world by storm, appearing on the cover of Time, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, and Numero, as well as showing off her stuff regularly in Victoria’s Secret catalog. Something tells us this won’t be the last you see of Ms. Kroes…

Check out Doutzen Kroes’s gallery!

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Sweet Jesus, where in the wide world of women did this blue-eyed, blond bombshell come from? Answer: The Netherlands! At 23-year-old, Doutzen is taking the modeling world by storm, appearing on the cover of Time, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, and Numero, as well as showing off her stuff regularly in Victoria’s Secret catalog. Something tells us this won’t be the last you see of Ms. Kroes…

Doutzen Kroes is Today’s Daily Snapshot – Check out the gallery!

[click the thumbnails to see the full images]

Want to poke a supermodel? Of course you do! So why not poke the hottest supermodels on the planet – the 35 lovely ladies of Victoria’s Secret, who will be walking around nearly naked for an hour tonight on CBS for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret fashion show. As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages for every single model on the Victoria’s Secret roster, from Adriana Lima to Selita Ebanks. (Sorry, to actually “poke” a supermodel, you’re going to have to do a hell of a lot more than just f**k around on the Internet.) So while you’re salivating over Candice Swanepoel, hit her up on Facebook and let her know how rockingly awesome she looks. And tell her we said “Hi.”

[click each photo to "poke" the model on Facebook]

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