You’re going to love these tasty shots of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini for Vogue Russia. You’re welcome. Obviously the girl is hot, she’s a supermodel after all, but the fact that it’s in Russian somehow makes it even hotter. I don’t really know why, I guess the whole thing reminds me of my first wife, we met on the internet and she was shipped to me from Russia. I’m getting choked up.

Sweet Jesus, where in the wide world of women did this blue-eyed, blond bombshell come from? Answer: The Netherlands! At 24-year-old, Doutzen is taking the modeling world by storm, appearing on the cover of Time, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, and Numero, as well as showing off her stuff regularly in Victoria’s Secret catalog. Something tells us this won’t be the last you see of Ms. Kroes…

Sweet Jesus, where in the wide world of women did this blue-eyed, blond bombshell come from? Answer: The Netherlands! At 23-year-old, Doutzen is taking the modeling world by storm, appearing on the cover of Time, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, and Numero, as well as showing off her stuff regularly in Victoria’s Secret catalog. Something tells us this won’t be the… Click to read more

Sweet Jesus, where in the wide world of women did this blue-eyed, blond bombshell come from? Answer: The Netherlands! At 23-year-old, Doutzen is taking the modeling world by storm, appearing on the cover of Time, Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, and Numero, as well as showing off her stuff regularly in Victoria’s Secret catalog. Something tells us this won’t be the… Click to read more