Rest easy folks because The Jersey Shore, returns next week on August 4th. I can’t wait to see the further damage they’ve caused to the Italian-American stereotype. I also can’t wait to see the new ‘J-Wow,’ which is exactly why we pulled together this gallery of Jersey Shore chicas. I never knew oompa loompas could be so sexy.

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For 4 long weeks, the douchiest douches have done battle to see who will reign supreme as the Douche-Off champion. Our friends at Campus Socialite, Bleacher Report, and Douchebag Maneuvers submitted their picks and we have to say we at COED know our douches. They say douches can smell their own kind. Which is bad for us. Check out our countdown to the Douche-Off champion. Who will it be?

COED readers vehemently boycotted Campus Socialite’s DOTW, Josh Hamilton. He didn’t register ONE SINGLE VOTE! Last week’s winner, The Sitch, beat out a woman who makes fun of a dying 7 year old girl. We’re in the final homestretch, folks. 3 weeks down. 2 to go. Speaking of 2′s, we only have 2 dooshers doing battle this round.

Last week, Bleacher Report’s pick, Brett Favre, narrowly edged out COED’s pick, Charles Leaf by ONE VOTE. Insane. We at COED noticed we’ve been a little dark with our past 2 selections. We decided to lighten the mood this week. Fist pump!

In this week’s Douche-Off, we wanted to go with douchebaguette Karen Owen, but, upon further review, we’ve all done the same thing – just not in PPT (excellent presentation, btw). So, who did we pick? Read on THEN VOTE, DOUCHES!

Still not sure if your new roommate’s a douchebag? Thanks to our friends from OnlineDating.org we have a guide to spotting bags of douche day and night. Once your eye’s finely trained, send us your dbag story and pics to editor@teamcoed.com.

This weekend’s entries feature a social network, a social worker, a socially awkward vampire child, douchebags, lack of ballbags, hatchet wounds, chain letters, and number crunchers. Now quit livestreaming your gay roommate’s sexual jaunts and “poke” this preview column…

To celebrate today’s release of the indie comedy movie, “Douchebag” we’re pitting our “Douche of the Week” against douchey dbags selected by some of our partners. That’s right, it’s a Douche-Off! Don’t forget to submit your own for a chance to win free swag!

Although we all love slang, some words have just been run into the ground or should be removed from a guy’s vocabulary altogether. The next time you hear someone utter any of the following words, push them down a flight of stairs.

A bartender can be the best wingman there is. He sees it all: the girls you bring in night after night, how loud and annoying you can be when you’re drunk, and how bummed you look when your night blows. He can also turn it around. So don’t get on his bad side. Here’s a guide to not being a douchebag at the bar.

The car you drive says a lot about who you are as a man. It defines your personality to the world around you, as you whiz past at 80-MPH. It is your home away from home, your out-0f-the-office office. And, if you’re lucky, it plays a major factor in helping get you laid. But if you drive one of these tool boxes, don’t be surprised if everyone else on the road wants to punch you in the face.

Are you waking up in the morning, slipping on your freshly pressed Ed Hardy Tiger button up, gelling up your hair, and walking out the door with the confidence of a normal guy? Are you curious if all those chains hanging ’round your neck are attracting the ladies or just attracting Jersey Shore casting agents? Question no more. We’ve whipped up a handy little flowchart to help you figure out if your outfit says”I’m a huge douchebag.”

Guys love to hate celebrities for one stupid reason or another. Sometimes it’s because our wives or girlfriends have a crush on them or sometimes it’s because they’re overrated, untalented nobodies who people obsesses over for no reason. Either way, we can all agree that cocky douchebags are the worst celebrities of them all, well, other than the non-celebrity celebrities (I’m talking to you, Jersey Shore). Here’s a list of the cocky douches that we love to hate.

The sad reality of life is that most douchebags do not realize that they are douchebags. It’s true. You might be a douchebag and not even know it. In fact, the chances of that are pretty good. (Lack of self-awareness is another major douchebag feature.) So to help you clear things up,here are 10 signs that you just might be a douchebag…